MAKE SURE TO READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE CONTINUING TO THE FIRST CHAPTER!!!!
Someone asked and I curse a lot in all my stories so
Trigger warning: a lot of cursing throughout the book!
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Characters:
Teachers
Mr. Dude (Awesamdude)
Principal
Tommy gets sent to his office like 3 times a week and he's getting annoyed af
Friendly most of the time unless you break the rules
Ms. Puffy (Captain Puffy)
School counselor(also kinda the vice principal tbh)
Office is always open (during/after school and also in the morning half an hour before school)
Usually has snacks in her office
Mr. WasTaken (Dream)
Statistics teacher
Very chill teacher
Likes class participation
Students don't know if him and Mr. NotFound are dating or not
Assistant football coach (or something Idk I don't watch football and shit)
Mr. NotFound (GeorgeNotFound)
Algebra/geometry teacher
Makes fun of you for the day if you get the answer wrong, though he makes sure you know he's joking around with you
He lets kids nap in his class after school if they ask him earlier on in the day because he's sleeping all the time too 🙄
Coach Sapnap (Sapnap)
Just graduated college lmfao
Gym teacher
Football coach
Constantly fighting with Mr.NotFound
Mr. Jacobs is his fiancé
Mr. Jacobs (Karl Jacobs)
History teacher
Very passionate about his job and relationships
Very understanding
If you can't get an assignment done on time he'll help or give you an extra day for you to finish
Field trips my beloved
Mr. Soot (Wilbur Soot)
Geography/Music teacher
Chaotic af let's be honest he's probably gonna have the school burned down
Tommy's secretly his favorite
Takes his job seriously but will have a lot of fun with it
Grades papers at the last minute right before his classes start because fuck that
Mr. Blade (Technoblade)
English teacher
Teaches self defense after school except for Wednesdays
Hella intimating when you first walk into class but probably the chillest teacher in the school
Sapnap asks for him to help with demonstrations for gym class if he doesn't have a class during that period
Also has a writing class that nobody really knows about and never joins unless he mentions it and they're interested or they get forced to take the class either by him or Mr. Dude
Mr. Minecraft (Ph1LzA)
Family and consumer science/chemistry teacher
Family and consumer science is usually in the morning and chemistry is after lunch
Hella chill unless you're problematic lmao
Often seen hanging out with Mr. Soot and Mr. Blade in one of their empty classrooms
Let him drink his coffee before you start talking to him in the morning
Has a wife (and he trusts her with a knife)
Mr. Schlatt (Jschlatt)
Business teacher
Students see alcohol bottles behind his desk most of the time but never bother to tell anyone because mood
Actually cares about his students, even if it doesn't seem like it
Will talk to you 1 on 1 after school if he sees you acting off and makes sure you're alright
Mr. Halo (BadBoyHalo)
Environmental science teacher
No swearing in his class or he'll say language very loudly and probably send you to the office
"I appreciate you all and I love you"
"Best friends" with Mr. Skeppy
Mr. Skeppy (Skeppy)
Psychology teacher
"Lmao you got it wrong. Anyways, the answer is-"
You can swear all you want because Mr. Halo's classroom is next door and Mr. Skeppy likes annoying him
Legit just use Google if you don't know the answer
Are him and Mr. Halo dating??? Wtf???? Give us the tea???
Eret (The_Eret)
Just graduated as well
Drama teacher/Musical director
Super supportive
If you ask him, he'll help you get an appointment with Ms. Puffy
Takes pride in his job (that wasn't meant to be a pun guys please-)
Ms. Nihachu (Niki Nihachu)
Art teacher
Will compliment you if she sees you having a bad day or just in general lmao
There's also a rumor that she's Ms. Puffy's girlfriend
Helps Eret with set design for theater classes/musicals
Students
Fundy Soot (ItsFundy)
Senior
Hella good student
Only takes Mr. Soot's classes because he's his dad and he kept asking for Fundy to join those classes his senior year
Will ignore Mr. Soot
Calls Mr. Minecraft grandpa sometimes
Calls Mr. Blade uncle occasionally (it just slips out and they awkwardly stare at each other for a few seconds before Fundy walks away quickly, completely embarrassed, meanwhile Mr. Blade covers his mouth to hide the smile he tried to force down because no reputation ruining here)
Tommy Innit (TommyInnit)
Sophomore
Only ever curses in Mr. Halo's class unless he's having a bit of a bad day
Constantly getting sent to Mr. Dude's office
How has he not been expelled yet?????
Legit just a favorite student of all the teachers tbh
Hates Mr. Blade's writing class but it's a punishment because of how many times he's been sent to Mr. Dude this year and it's only September
Tubbo Schlatt (Tubbo_)
Sophomore
Mr. Schlatt's younger brother
Mr. Schlatt's favorite student despite Mr. Schlatt always picking on him and ignoring him in school
Most of his classes are with Tommy and Ranboo
Talks to all the teachers after school while waiting for Schlatt to finish grading papers
Ranboo ??? (Ender boi)
Sophomore
Why doesn't the kid have a last name??? The teachers have never said his last name??? No one knows it???
Also he just appeared one day like a year ago???
He's a really good actor
Friends with almost everybody except for Quackity
Mr. Blade's favorite but he doesn't know that
He's in Mr. Blade's writing class
Best friends with Fundy(???)
Quackity HQ (QuackityHQ)
Senior
Constantly flirting with everyone (even a few teachers) (teachers scold him for trying to flirt with them and send him to Mr. Dude's office)
Somehow always gets out of having detention
Mr. Dude gets annoyed with him quite frequently
Has passing grades in every class despite his behavior
HATES Ranboo (but only for this book's plot reasons 😌)
Purpled (bedwars kid)
Sophomore
Why doesn't he have a last name either??? Wtf???
Has an older brother that just graduated the school apparently
Following in his brother's footsteps
Will do anything for money (much like his older brother) because his family doesn't get much income because his mom is sick and dad's dead lmao
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Schedules (honestly you can skip the rest of this because it's technically just for me so I don't fuck up and forget about their classes' order but you can read them if you want)
Fundy's schedule:
Music
Geography
Statistics
Geometry
Psychology
History
Lunch
English
Gym
Tommy's schedule:
Family and consumer science
Environmental science
Music
English
Geometry
Gym
Lunch
Writing
History
Tubbo's schedule:
Family and consumer science
Geography
Algebra
Gym
History
Music
Lunch
Art
English
Ranboo's schedule:
Statistics
Writing
English
Gym
History
Music
Lunch
Algebra
Chemistry
Quackity's schedule:
Business
Psychology
Geography
History
Geometry
French
Lunch
English
Music
Purpled's schedule:
English
Psychology
History
Gym
Spanish
Geography
Lunch
Geometry
Chemistry