jared is gay alright i rewrote the song lyrics from his perspective and he's gay
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
Thought I would be straight and safe as could be
I wish though to be with
Him and support his job
Now he's 26 and in an office
Dreaming of her hurts to be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it him and not her
But I'm in her bed
While he's in her twitch chat
He is straight
And I am homo
I have got social skills
And desperately want to pay his bills
Lying straight to her face
Hope she moves on super fucking quick
OwO
I want to be his boyfriend (Woo!)
He met me
(Thank God he meant me)
But he got a bad opinion of me
You liked me instantly
I just wish I could tell thee
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
He has such a good fashion sense
I may have thought of him nude
Yeah I am gay though
I cannot live my dream
(not my dreams, not my dream)
Oh, he is my dream
From back when I was seventeen
Cannot live that dream
(my dream, no my dreams)
Oh, he is my dream
From back when I was seventeen
I never can be saved
He occupies my mind everyday
I guess he deserves
Something so much better
I may cry myself to sleep
But that's okay because he
Is just worth it. . . .
But I'm in her bed
While he's in her twitch chat
He is straight
And I am homo
I have got social skills
And desperately want to pay his bills
Lying straight to her face
Hope she moves on super fucking quick
OwO
I want to be his boyfriend
I think about my lies everyday
She still thinks that I am straight
I think about him so much as well
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
He's perfect
And so kind
Wish I could have a date at nine with him
I wish he would notice me
But I'm just a fucking arsehole to him
I wish he cared
I want to stroke his hair
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