Icythot: we have bad news....
Burnt toast: our 'father' got discharged from the hospital...
Natsuo: *sad titanic music plays in the background*
Alien queen: wow- you guys really need help
Icythot: we know
Burnt toast: we know
Natsuo: we know
Fuyumi: we know
Elsa: we know
Elsa: on a better note, shoto and touya haven't stopped insulting him since he got out of the hospital
Icythot: :)
Burnt toast: :)
✨ sparkles ✨: ~madam mouiesel, I would love it if you added your totally dim ex-husband in here so we can see the boys in action~
Elsa added endeavor to the group chat
Icythot changed endeavor's name to endeawhore
Bakuhoe: omfg icyhot-
✨ sparkles ✨: ~let the salt commence~
Icythot: so, endeavor, how's living under a rock going?
Icythot: oh sorry, I meant dirt~
Endeawhore: SHOTO TODOROKI! MAKING JOKES OUT OF A CRIME YOU COMMITTED IS NOT APPROPRIATE!!
icythot: now you can know how it feels to have trauma
Alien queen: LMFAO
Endeawhore: I CREATED YOU! YOU SHOULD NOT BE ACTING LIKE THIS TOWARDS ME!!
burnt toast: I mean, god created you and he acted a bit out of line with your appearance soooo....
Endeawhore: EXCUSE ME?!
icythot: Enji, your so fucking ugly you had to pay off a girl's parents to get laid
toga: *wheeze*
Endeawhore: WOMAN LOVE MEN WITH BEARDS!!
icythot: uh-huh, so you're counting the fire you make to replace the fact that you can't grow even a scruff of facial hair?
Broccoli bitch: *silently crying in the background*
Bakuhoe: SHUT UP DAMN DEKU!! THIS IS AMAZING!!
Endeawhore: somehow it hurts worse when he's texting the insults
Icythot: bitch I hope it does
Endeawhore: why are you like this?
Icythot: OH YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME-
Bakuhoe: it's happening-
Icythot: IM FUCKING LIKE THIS BECAUSE I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE FACT THAT YOUR SMELLY ASS IS MY FATHER
dadzawa: oh dear god- someone get him he's angry as hell
Icythot: SO YOU CAN SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, OR ELSE ILL MAKE SURE YOUR IN THE HOSPITAL FOR FUCKING GOOD
Less-Emo bird: okay calm down my child
Icythot: I am calm.
Crusty: okayyyy yeah well you better restrain him from killing his dad-
Burnt toast: nah
Icythot: oh dearest father, I would start running if I were you- as fast as you can.
Endewhore: I'm not scared of a teenager!
Burnt toast: yes you are, Enji. Yes you are.
Icythot: times up~
Discount pikachu: rest in piece, Enji Todoroki- died from his terrifying teen son
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Todoroki chat fic
FanfictionSo this is basically the todoroki family on their daily dose of crack, but in a texting format. Also, pray for the class of 1A. Kill me now
