*insert foul coughing* HeYyyyyyyy, I know you guys probably miss me sOoOo muchhhhh, haha, it's not like I literally never post 😃!!
*Enji Todoroki has been forcefully added into the chat*
Icythot:...w h a t
Endewhore: SHOTO!! YOU HAVE LEFT ME NO CHOICE!! YOU DONT ANSWER YOUR PHONE AND AS YOUR FATHER I NEED TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION!!
Burnt toast: yall hear something?
Elsa: yeah yeah, it's pretty faint and squeaky though, it kinda sounds almost like...a bitch?
Endewhore: REI, IS THIS THE KIND OF EXAMPLE YOUR SETTING FOR MY CHILDREN?!
Dr. Ice: mmm, it sounds more like some second place loser
Favorite child: or like a squeaky, puny, mouse
Bakuhoe: I think you mean rat
Endewhore: I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO ACT THIS WAY!!
icythot: mmmm, goddamn, it must be more like a flea or something, I can barely hear it
Elsa: that sounds right. A disease ridden, ugly, flea
Discount pikachu: god I love this family
Less-emo bird: I can't believe I'm married into it
Endewhore: HAWKS! YOUR A PRO HERO! I WILL HAVE YOU REPORTED TO THE COMMISSION IF YOU DONT PUT AN END TO THIS AT ONCE!
Less-emo bird: fun fact! Did you know birds kill fleas?
Endewhore: WAS THAT A THREAT?!
icythot: mmmm, your whole existence is a threat sooo,
Burnt toast: fr this man built like the action figure nobody wanted as a kid
Burnt toast:...oh wait-
Endewhore: I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BLATANT DISRESPECT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Icythot: and I've never seen your head in a toilet but I'm about to make it happen
Icythot: OH WAIT! I've seen shit before sorry
Bakuhoe: THATS MY BOYFRIEND AND RIGHT THERE
Endewhore: AND YOU!!! YOUR TAKING MY SON AWAY FROM ME YOU BITCH
icythot: this is getting annoying, who's gonna kick him out?
*endewhore was kicked out and blocked*
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Todoroki chat fic
FanfictionSo this is basically the todoroki family on their daily dose of crack, but in a texting format. Also, pray for the class of 1A. Kill me now
