Todoroki chat fic

I havent posted so have some pure crack

Icythot: ✨all my troubles on a burning pile✨

Burnt toast: ✨all lit up and I start to smile✨

Elsa: ✨if I catch fire, ✨

Favorite child: ✨ I'll change my aim,✨

Dr. Ice: ✨throw my troubles at the pearly gates✨

Bakuhoe: what, and I cannot stress this enough, THE FUCK

Discount pikachu: are we gonna ignore the fact that Bakugo just memed?

Bakuhoe: yes, we fucking are. BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY STILL ISN'T IN FUCKING THERAPY

Icythot: yes, we will.

Bakuhoe: SHOTO YOU CANT IGNORE IT

icythot; yes, I can.

Burnt toast: realize what the song says

Toga: all my troubles on a burning pile-

Icythot: and who is responsible for almost all of our troubles?

Broccoli bitch: your dad?

Icythot: correct, now look back at the lyrics

Bakuhoe: FUCK- NOT AGAIN-

Dadzawa: hah. Hilarious.

Toga: WHY DIDNT YOU INVITE THE LEAGUE?!

Sonic: I'm confused?

Burnt toast: all my troubles on a burning pile (troubles = endeawhore)

Burnt toast: all lit up and I start to smile

Burnt toast if I catch fire, I'll change my aim

Burnt toast: throw my troubles at the pearly gates (troubles = endeawhore)

Sonic: are you implying that you burned your dad?!

Icythot: I thought he'd never get there

Dr. Ice: damn shoto woke up and chose violence

Icythot: damn you woke up and chose death

Less-emo bird: I refused to give him energy drinks

Icythot: YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I EANTED TO TRY A NEW FLAVOR

alien queen: and there you have it folks, to piss off shoto, just deny him his zoom zoom juice