What.the.fuck?!

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Mina: I was wrong, I was so very wrong, this family is a disaster

Shoto: no shit

Fuyumi: Shoto! Please don't cuss!

Dabi: don't try to fight it, Yumi. This family cusses more than most of the villains I know

Iida:...although I must agree with ashido on this one, I've found myself curious on why you didn't add your parents, Shoto. Surly an inspiration such as your father would make a wonderful addition to this group chat, apposed to your...interesting siblings

Natsuo: NO

Shoto: NO

Dabi: NO

ayouama: please~ I need more tea~ Fuyumi, may you add your father to the group~?

Fuyumi: are you ok with seeing a lot of verbal abuse? ;-;

Deku:...your way more up front with it than Todoroki is

Iida: SHOTO, PLEASE EXPLAIN!!

Bakugo: WTF ICYHOT?!

Kirishima: BRO, ARE YOU OK?!

Denki: WTF MAN?! YOU OK?!

Asui: sho, are you ok? I'm always here if you need to talk

Jiro: dont worry guys, the emo squad is already his emotional support...along with midoriya

Fuyumi: so you guys still want our dad in this group chat?

Shoto: we don't call him that here

Fuyumi added enji to class 1A

Shoto: yumi, why?

Dabi: I feel very betrayed

Enji: SHOTO! WHAT IS THIS?!

Shoto: I'm gonna go cry in bed now, bye

Enji: CRYING IS FOR THE WEAK! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET SOME ACTUAL WORK DONE, YOU LAZY PIG

Natsuo: DAD! his friends are literally in this group chat!!

Enji: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

Bakugo: HEY! WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TALK TO HALFIE LIKE THAT?!

Shinsou: wow, bakubitch actually cares for sho?

Enji: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?!

Tokoyami: all of you shut up. Sho is having a panic attack cause of this

Shinsou: my child! I'm on my way!

Mina: ....arn't you guys in quarantine?

Jiro: so?! We're still gonna comfort our child!!

Denki: fair

Kirishima: man I wish the bakusquad was the same way the emo squad is

Hawks: I WAS AWAY FROM MY PHONE, WHERE IS MY CHILD?! DID YOU KICK THE BITCH OUT YET?!

Enji has been removed from the chat

Dabi: so currently blasty kid, the broccoli, earplugs, bird face, mind freak, my siblings and my husband are in Sho's room

Denki: I'm sorry did I read that right? Bakubro is helping todobro?





A/N sorry guys! I haven't been updating, but I'm gonna try to write more soon! Also, I'm probably gonna post at ungodly hours, so sorry if you wake up to the notifications.

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