Kirby: did you guys see the news?!
Broccoli bitch: yeah! Endeavor went missing! I wonder where he is
Burnt toast: oh yeah what a mystery
Sonic: Dabi! Do you have anything to do with endeavor's absence?! I know he wasn't the best father figure but he shouldn't be captured or killed, he should be sent to jail!
Burnt toast: hey, don't look at me, it was one of the other todoroki's
Elsa: Natsuo what did you do
Natsuo: why do you always blame me?!
Elsa: cause your usually the culprit
Bakuhoe: Rei, uh, I really don't think it's him
Alien queen: you know shoto's mother personally, don't you? And why is that, Bakugo? Does it have anything to do with you and Shoto dating? Huh?
Bakuhoe: SHUT IT RACCOON EYES
Elsa: katsuki, do you know who is the cause of my former husbands missing?
Bakuhoe: I'm not a snitch, ma'me
Elsa: very well
Elsa: I'll give the culprit soba if they fess up
Elsa : I'm not even angry I'm impressed
Icythot: hah it was me
Sonic: SHOTO TODOROKI, WHERE IS ENDEAVOR?!
Icythot: that wasn't apart of the agreement, and I made that agreement with my mom, not you
Burnt toast: lol he's buried in the woods behind our house
Sonic: YOU KILLED HIM?!
icythot: what? No, I just buried him alive
Bakuhoe: he's my favorite now
Alien queen: wasn't he always your favorite, Bakugo?
Bakuhoe: MINA I SWEAR TO GOD-
Hi guys! I decided to make a chapter dedicated to Shoto killing his deadbeat father, WHICH IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO MY STEP-DAD IF I FIND OUT THAT HE WASNT ACTUALLY ON A BUSINESS TRIP AND HE CHEATED ON MY MOM AGAIN-
Anyway hope you enjoy, bye!!
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Todoroki chat fic
FanfictionSo this is basically the todoroki family on their daily dose of crack, but in a texting format. Also, pray for the class of 1A. Kill me now
