Icythot: hey katsukiiiii
Bakuhoe: I'll go get the fire extinguisher
Icythot: WHY WAS THAT YOUR IMMEDIATE REACTION
bakuhoe: so you didn't try to cook for me again?
Favorite child: is shoto really that bad at cooking-
Bakuhoe: he burnt spaghetti
Toga: ...how do you burn spaghetti?
Icythot: I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY?!
Bakuhoe: he put the noodles in the pot without water
Favorite child: WHY DO I STILL ALLOW SHOTO IN THE KITCHEN ALONE?!
Burnt toast: yeah well at least you didn't LEAVE HIM WITH YOUR CHILD
less emo bird: I SAID I WAS SORRY
icythot: AS I WAS SAYING
favorite child: help where do I hide all my kitchen utensils from him
Bakuhoe: maybe a closet
Favorite child: GOOD IDEA! SHOTO IS TOO GAY TO GO BACK IN THERE
icythot: okay WOW Fuyumi
Favorite child: you begged me for platform heels when you were like 10, I don't wanna hear it
Elsa: don't forget that time when he was like 4, shoto swapped all off your girl and boy doll's clothes and then made the boy dolls kiss
Dr. Ice: shoto, we drove you to drama club in middle school
Icythot: OKAY I WAS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING SO STFU
Discount pikachu: WAIT SHOTO WAS A THEATRE KID?!
icythot: OH MY FUCKING GOD
favorite child: my brother is too dramatic and love-starved to NOT be an awkward theatre kid
Dr. Ice: I still have all the films of shoto on stage
Icythot: I FUCKING HATE THIS FAMILY, LET ME SPEAK
bakuhoe: I would say I'm listening, but given the fact that it's probably really dumb and your family is telling us about middle school you, SHEN YOU WONT GO FIVE STEPS INTO YOUR CHILDHOOD, I have electively a chosen to ignore you
Icythot: ELECTIVELY?!
Icythot: WHO THE FUCK VOTED?!
Elsa: all I remember from shoto's childhood is how much of a psycho he was was as a toddler
Favorite child: I KNOW RIGHT
burnt toast: it's finally my time to shine on shoto's storytelling
Burnt toast: THIS BITCH
Burnt toast: FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE A CROSSBOW FROM BROKEN PENCILS AND YUMI'S HAIR BANDS
burnt toast: THEN SHOT A BROKEN PIECE OF GLASS DIPPED IN BLEACH AT ME
icythot: YOU FUCKING DESERVE THAT
icythot: YOU TRIED TO STAB ME WHEN I WAS A BABY
burnt toast: you stole my spotlight 😒
Bakuhoe: every day, I learn more and more reasons I need to book shoto into therapy
Icythot: ACTUALLY, ABOUT THAT-
Burnt toast: more like a mental ward
Icythot: WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS, IM NOT GOING TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL BECAUSE THEY HAVE SHIT FOOD THERE AND MOM SAID SHE SAW A GIRL STAB A MANS EYE OUT WITH A CRAYON
icythot: actually hold on that sounds fun-
Icythot: WAIT THE ATTENTION IS ON ME I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT TO SAY
Icythot: I FINALLY GOT A-
Burnt toast: STFU NOBODY CARES SPECIAL BOY
icythot: WELL AT LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE A RAT WITH CHEMICAL BURNS FROM THR SEWER
burnt toast: TAHT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
icythot: NEITHER DOES THAT TYPO, BITCH
burnt toast: AT LEAST I CAN GO A DAY WITHOUT TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO OFF MYSELF WITHOUT MAKING EVERYONE UPSET
icythot: YOU CANT THO
bakuhoe: hold up no I feel like we should talk about this
Elsa: eh this is the norm
icythot I WAS GONNA SAY I FINALLY GOT A THERAPIST BUT NOW IM GONNA CANCEL THE APPOINTMENT OUT OF SPITE
bakuhoe: WAIT WHAT NO BABE WAIT-
Icythot: TOO LATE IM NEVER GETTING MY SCRAMBLED BRAIN FIXED
bakuhoe: DAMMIT NO-
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Todoroki chat fic
FanfictionSo this is basically the todoroki family on their daily dose of crack, but in a texting format. Also, pray for the class of 1A. Kill me now
