Dark Park is a sequel to Scrubber-Town, but if anything is worse than its next door suburb. There are more cat fights, vandalism, especially by the Spite Club Girls, grafitti and bad behaviour in general, particularly emanating from the Dark Park
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I wasn't going to launch Dark Park until the New Year, but Dr Una insisted that we tell people about her Christmas card project. You know how Dr Una likes people to know what good deeds she's done, while pretending to be modest; when in reality, she's got a big fat ego. She probably won't speak to me for a month now, but really she can't complain because I'm putting her making Christmas cards with the Spite club girls project up in lights.So much for delayed gratification. So suck it up Dr Una. I'm sure you're about to be awarded the Order of Australia.
Please note that Lacey and Stacey who will be your roving reporters next year are on a break until the first week in January.
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