Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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Ross:Remember the Russian satellite Sputnik?.Well I’m a potato or a spud.And these are my antennae.

   Ross points to the colander with an old TV antenna glued on top that he’s wearing.

Ross:So Sputnik becomes...Spud-nik. Spudnik!.

Chandler:Wow.I don’t have the worst costume anymore.

Joey:Hey all right Ross came as doody.

Ross:No I-I’m not doody.

Monica:No space doody.

   Joey gives him the okay symbol and Ross rushes towards him to be stopped by Chandler.

Eliana:Doody."Giggles".

*Time lapse*

   Monica walks over To Me and Joey who us playing with Eliana.

Monica:Hey Joey?.

Joey:Yeah.

Monica:You read comic books right?.

Joey:Exclusively.

Monica:Who do you think would win in a fight Catwoman or Supergirl?.

Joey:Catwoman hands down.

Monica:Yeah…

Tabitha:Mhm.

Joey:But between you and Phoebe I’d have to give the edge to Phoebe.

Monica:What?!.Really?!.

Tabitha:Are you kiddig?.Phoebe lived on the street.

Joey:Okay?.Plus she’s got this crazy temper.S-She’s not standing right behind me is she?.

Monica:No you’re fine.

Joey checks anyway.

Monica:All right well do you think I could take Rachel?.

Joey:I’m not sure.

Monica:What?!.Come on I am tough.Punch me right here.As hard as you can.

Joey:Will you relax?!.What are you taking this so seriously for?.It doesn’t matter.

Monica:Oh really?.Okay?.Well what would you say if I told you that y’know Ross or Chandler could beat you up?.

Joey:I would say Woman please.

Phoebe:"Walks up".Hey.Ursula’s fiance is really sweet.He’s a teacher,he does all this volunteer work.Y’know normally y’know I don’t like really sweaty guys.But this one?.I could just mop him up.

Tabitha:Oh my God Phoebe.

Phoebe:What?.

Monica:You’re getting a crush on your sister’s fiance.

Phoebe:No I’m not!.You are!.

Joey:Here comes the temper.

*Time Lapse*

Tabitha:Okay here’s a good one for ya.Who do think would win in a fight between Ross and Chandler. 

Monica:I can’t answer that.Chandler’s my husband.

Joey:So Ross?.

Monica:Yeah.

Tabitha:Definatley.

   After awhile Mona and Ross are walking past Chandler.

Chandler:Howdy doody.

Ross:That’s funny.Yeah.Y’know you’re the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.

Chandler:Oh relax man relax.You’re looking a little flushed.

Joey:Hey,hey,hey I think we might find out the answer to our question.

Chandler:What question?.

Joey:Monica,Me and Tabby were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight you or Ross?.

Chandler:There’s no question.

Joey:So you think Ross too?.

Chandler:"To Monica".You picked Ross?!.

Monica:Ross is really strong.Okay he’s the strongest out of all four of you.Except for Joey.

Chandler:I cannot believe you didn’t pick me.

Ross:Uh in her defense she’s right.I am stronger.I would destroy you.

Chandler:Oh really?!.You think you’re stronger?.Why don’t you prove it?

   Chandler pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.

Ross:Oh I’ll prove it!,I’ll prove it like a theorem!.

   They start to fight with Ross pulling on Chandler’s ears and Chandler hitting Ross over the head with his carrot.

Monica:Wait,wait!.Okay stop it!.Stop it!. Stop!."Breaks it up".Now listen no one’s gonna fight in this apartment.

Cassius:Hey Monica!.

   Cassius grabs her and pulls her into the living room.

Cassius:People came to see a fight let’s give em what they came for.

Mona:Hey you guys could arm wrestle.

Cassius:Yeah.Listen to the slutty nurse.

Chandler:"To Ross".You’re going down.

Ross:Oh yeah?.You’re going further down. Downtown.

Tabitha:Seriously guys the trash talk is embarrassing.

Joey:I agree with my wife.