Kennedy banks pov
"It's the legs for me !" i start with Von
"It's the stank ass nose ring fa me" he responds
"It's the rap cap for me "
"Never ! It's the crunchy weave fa me " he says and I hit him while he laughs .
"Nigga my shit not crunchy " I roll my eyes " it's the fake ass chain fa me "
"You bought me this " he points out and I laugh
"Oh yeah " I mumble
"It's the pussy farts for me "
" Von !!! "I gasp and and put my head down .
" my bad bruh " he laughs
"You said you wouldn't talk about it " I roll my eyes and pout . I hate when I do that during sex , it's like he purposely makes it happen to .
"I'm sorry okay , I don't know why you start with me knowing you can't finish "he shakes his head . We're on the way to his grandmas house and I decided to try to joan him but as always he likes to take stuff to far .
All I wanted to do was have a couple laughs to ease my nerves. I'm overthinking so much about meeting his family . He keeps telling me that I'm tripping but Von is already on ten and I know he had to get all of that energy from somewhere. His family is probably on twenty.
"Ken killa ? " he calls out and I ignore him ."I know yo fine ass ain't mad " he says and I try not to blush . "Don't make me pull this shit over and penetrate you "
I look over at him in shock "did you find a dictionary or something, where you learning all these words ? "
"You know what fuck you " he sucks his teeth and I laugh " that's exa-"
Ring ring ring
Vons phone rings and durks name saved as "twin 😈" pops up across the dash board . "Yooo! " Von answers the phone
"Twinnnn ! What's goodie? " Durk loud ass yells .
"Nun bro just on the move "
" I didn't know we had plans today " Durk says and I chuckle a little . I swear him and Von are in a down low relationship .
"Uhm cause we don't , me and Kay killa going out to see the fam" he tells him
"Oh so you let that hoe take my spot ! "
"Durk !" I say shocked and he starts laughing
"Ooop hey gorlllll I ain't know you was on the phone " he says in a fake female voice and I shake my head . "I really don't like how you taking my bestfriend away from me like this "
"He's my bestfriend now ! " I start to play along with him " and if he was really yours he wouldn't be able to be took "
"Tell em Bae "Von boost and I smile at him .
"Mhm " Durk mumbles "Asian said the same thing to you huh ? " He asks bursting into laughter .
Von tries not to laugh and I mug the phone like he could see me . "Fuck you Durk " I roll my eyes .
"Mad ass " they laugh "but nah forreal you gone let her meet the whole fam?"
"Yeah bro , it's time they meet her big head ass " Von answers and I smack his arm .
"Our bad ass nephew to ? " he asks
"Yep "
"Damn Cuzzo y'all big official "
"Duh " I chime in
"I shoulda known when he came to me crying like a lil biotch- "
"Alright Bye Durkio " Von cuts him off hanging up the phone . I laugh a little and shake my head .
"Don't be hanging up on my brother " I joke
"That nigga be dry snitching on god " he shakes his head
I smile and start thinking " why did he say your nephew was bad ?" I ask
" cause he is , I told you he a mini me , he always tryna box a nigga and shit . Imma beat his ass "
"Speaking of mini you's " I start "how does your family act ? Do they act like you ? " I ask having a mini panick attack .
"Hell yeah , they mean ass hell and hate new people " he says seriously
"Von what the hell ? " I question "why would you take me to come see them then "
"Because I want them to beat some sense into your goofy ass "
I peep the sarcasm in his voice and sigh "I'm scared okay "
"I don't know why "
I look at him and decide to refresh his Memory "Uhm maybe because the first time I met you , you threatened me and basically cussed me out "
He smacks his lips and looks at me as if I'm lying "you so cap "
I stale face him and he huffs " okay that's cause you thought you did sumn pulling up with that nigga in that rented ass car . I wanted to shoot his shit up that day . You better be glad you durks sister cause it's been plenty of times your ass coulda got popped being at the wrong place at the wrong time "
"And you wonder why I'm afraid to meet your family " I mumble and he chuckles a little . He grabs my hand and sits it on his lap .
"Kennedy that was before I knew you and had any sense . All I saw was a fine ass girl with an attitude problem that I wanted to fuck but now you my woman and I respect you . Even if my family do trip , I wouldn't let it happen" he says making me feel better . It's crazy how his words can affect my attitude . Good or bad .
"Thank you " I smile and he does the same .
" and shit when my grandma came back home she told everyone you was my 'guardian Angel ' so they all fuck with you anyways " he shrugs and I laugh feeling way better . I knew grams liked me !
" you good now ? " he ask and I nod .
" yeah I'm good " I answer
"Good cause we here "
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Crazy story (king Von fanfic )
FanfictionCOMPLETED Kennedy banks , a 19 year old young women living in Chicago , struggles to find herself and achieve her goals . With distractions like her drug dealing brother , or unsupportive mom . It seems almost impossible for her to make it out . No...