Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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Tabitha:Hey.

Monica:Hey!.

Phoebe:Ugh I hate this year!.

Ross:What’s wrong with this year?.

Phoebe:Well okay it’s already February and I’ve only given two massages and they were both the worst tippers in the world.

Monica:That was me and Ross.

Phoebe:Oh that’s right.

Ross:Hey y’know if you want to pick up some extra cash?.Some friends of mine made good money doing telemarketing.

Monica:Oh that’s a great idea.

Tabitha:You’re really good on the phone.

Phoebe:Yeah and yeah and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had.Y’know.I probably wouldn’t have to say spank as much.

We look at Phoebe in shock.

Ross:What?.

Phoebe:Oh yeah like you never called!.

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-February 15th 2001-

    At Monica and Chandler's Me,Eliana,Monica,Chandler,Ross and Rachel are sitting around the table.

Monica:Rachel,Ross.I’m glad you’re here we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony.

Rachel:"Tearing up".Oh…

Ross:What’s the matter?.You okay?.

Rachel:Yeah it’s just y’know…

Tabitha:Monica said wedding.

Monica:Uh so anyway we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.

Rachel:Oh!.I would love to read a poem.

Chandler:Do you think you could get through a poem?.

Rachel:"Crying".It’ll be a short one.

Monica:Okay so Ross will be doing the reading.

Rachel:Oh…

Ross:Okay.Yeah I guess,I guess I could do that too.

Chandler:Too?.

Ross:Yeah I kind of uh have something else planned for you guys.

Monica:Do you mind telling us what it is?.

Ross:Sorry I’m kinda keeping this one on the Q.T.

Chandler:Well whatever it is I hope it involves winking."Winks".

   Cassius and Joey enter the apartment excitedly.

Cassius,Joey:Hey!.

All:Hey!

Joey:So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today and-

Monica:What is DOOL?.

Joey:Days Of Our Lives.Anyway you’re not gonna believe it!.My character is coming out of his coma!.

Tabitha:Babe that's great!.

Cassius:And I'm gonna be a doctor on the show!.

All:Oh!.

Chandler:That’s great!.

Joey:And,and,and not only that I’m getting a new brain!.

Chandler:So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.

   I playfully hit Chandler's shoulder at his comment towards my husband.

Rachel:Wait what do you mean you’re getting a new brain?.

Joey:Oh well they’re killing off one of the characters on the show and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.

Ross:What?.A brain transplant?!.

Joey:"Seriously".Yes it’s a highly controversial procedure.

Ross:It’s ridiculous!.

Cassius:Well I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.

Ross:It’s winter they are fewer people on the street.

Monica:Who are they killing off?.

Cassius:Uh Cecilia Monroe she plays Jessica Lockhart.

Rachel,Monica:No!.

Monica:She’s my favorite character on DOOL.

Joey:Nice.

Rachel:She is so good at throwing drinks in people’s faces I mean I don’t think I’ve ever seen her finish a beverage.

Monica:And the way she slaps all the time!.

Rachel:Oh!.

Monica:Wouldn’t you love to do it just once?!.

Monica raises her hand towards Chandler.

Chandler:Don’t do it.

Rachel:Cecilia Monroe man what a great actress.

Joey:Oh tell me about it.And she’s been on the show forever it’s gonna be really hard to fill her shoes.

Ross:Yeah,yeah help me out here when you come out of the brain transplant you are going to be her?.

Joey:Yes but in Drake Remoray’s body.

Ross laughs unbelievably.

Cassius:Why is this so hard for you to get?.I thought you were a scientist!.