Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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Monica:"Into phone".Hello?..Hold on please.Cas it’s your mom.

Monica hands Cassius the phone.

Chandler:It’s your mommy.It’s your mommy.

Ross:Oh…

Rachel:That’s nice.

Cassius:"Into phone".Mom so what did you think?.

    Cassius walks away allowing us a chance to figure out what we're gonna say but Me and Joey get up and leave the Apartment with Eliana...The next day at Central Perk Me and Joey enter with Eliana excitedly.

Joey:You guys!,You guys!.You’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!.

Rachel:Joey!.Kinda in the middle of a story here.

Joey:Oh sorry.Sorry.You finish go.

Rachel:Okay so anyway I’m sittin in my office and guess who walks in.

Joey:I’m gonna be on a TV show!.

Monica,Phoebe:Oh that’s great!.

Rachel:Joey!.

Joey:Oh you weren’t finished?.

Rachel:Yeah!.Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story...It was Ralph Lauren!.Ralph Lauren walked into my office!.

Joey:Uh Rach if you’re gonna start another story at least let me finish mine.

Rachel:It’s the same story.

Joey:"Goans".Wow it’s really long.

Rachel:Anyway Ralph just came in to tell me that he’s so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail.

Monica:Still get a discount on wedding dresses?.

Rachel:Yeah!.

Monica:I’m so happy for you!.

Joey:Well these really are the days of our lives.

Monica:What?!.

Joey:Well since you ask.They want me back on Days of Our Lives!.

Phoebe:"Gasps".Oh God!.

Rachel:I got-I get a big pay raise!.

Phoebe:Oh hey!.

Joey:I’ll be playing Drake Remoray’s twin brother Stryker!.

Monica:Oh!.

Rachel:I get to hire my own assistant!.

Monica,Phoebe:Ah!.

Joey:"Jumps up".Well.I got a head rush from standing up to fast right there.

Eliana:Dada!.

Tabitha:Joey you hear that?.

Joey:"Freaking out".Yeah!.

   Joey takes out his camera pointing it at Eliana.

Joey:Say that again for Dada?.

Eliana:Dada!.

    We both squeal as Joey shuts off and puts away the camera.

Tabitha:Oh Ellie we are so proud of you!.

Joey:She said Dada!.Best day ever!.

   I grin at my husband and he takes Eliana from me and twirls her around happily.

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-November 2nd 2000-

   At Central Perk Me and Rachel are sitting on the couch with Eliana as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball.

Ross:"To Chandler".Dude that reverse lay-up!.Oh…

Chandler:How about those three pointers?.

Ross:Amazing!.

Chandler:And those guys were this."Pinches fingers together".Close to letting us play this time too.

They both look sad and go sit down.

Rachel:Hey look,look Phoebe’s talking to uh Cute Coffeehouse Guy.

Ross:Oh you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy we call him Hums While He Pees.

Chandler:Yes and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.

Tabitha:"Laughs".

Phoebe:"Returns".Hey you guys Hums While He Pees just asked me out!.

Tabitha:Hey I thought that guy was married?.

Phoebe:He is!.But he’s getting divorced.Ross.Maybe you know him.

Ross:It’s not a club.

Rachel:Phoebe if this guy’s going through a divorce is it such a good idea to start going out with him?.

Ross:Hey divorced men are not bad men!.

Chandler:They have that on the napkins at the club.

Rachel:Oh I gotta get back to work.

Tabitha:You don’t have to be back for a half hour.

Rachel:Yeah but my assistant Tag does situps in the office during lunch.Oh!.I could just spread him on a cracker.

Chandler:Rach if you have a crush on this guy why would you hire him?.I mean y’know you can’t date him right?.

Rachel:Oh no I know that.I know that. Although we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.

Ross:Soon he’ll be able to call you that lady he knew who got fired.

Rachel:I am not gonna get fired because I’m not gonna act on it.

Phoebe:So you wouldn’t mind if he was dating someone else?.

Rachel:Why?.Is he?.He is!.Isn’t he?.He’s dating that slut in marketing!.

Ross:Maybe I should open a divorced men’s club.

Tabitha:Dude that is so sad.

Ross:I could put uh,uh a basketball court in the back.

Chandler:Could I play?.

   Eliana lays her head on my lap and looks up at me.

Eliana:Mama...Dada?.

Tabitha:You miss Dada?.

Eliana:Dada...

Tabitha:He'll be back soon."Smiles".

Eliana:"Points at Phoebe".Aunnie ebe!.

   We all laugh at how she says Auntie Phoebe and she stares at us confused.