Link & Champions Group Chat

The Hylian & The Zora

(Zelda is back online)

Zelda: .....

Zelda: Hello...?

(Urbosa is back online)

Zelda: Urbosa... hi..

Urbosa: Hey sweetie! What's wrong? You sound a bit... off

Zelda: Oh..

Urbosa: Did Revali hurt your feelings again? I'll make sure to rip him apart if he did

Zelda: No... it's not that...

Urbosa: Ah.. well he'll still die

Zelda: Don't you like him or something?

Urbosa: .....

Zelda: You confuse me sometimes

Urbosa: Well.. it's kinda..

Zelda: Go on. I'm listening.

Urbosa: Bu-

Zelda: Entertain me.

Urbosa: It goes like this...

Zelda: Go on.

Urbosa: I... I like him... and despise him at the same time...

Zelda: ....

Urbosa: So um, yeah..

Zelda: You got a love-hate thing going on with him

Urbosa: Do you really think so?

Zelda: I know so

Urbosa: ....

Zelda: No worries, I won't tell him

Urbosa: Thank you Zel-

Zelda: Yet.

Urbosa: ...

Zelda: Just get married already

Urbosa: ZELDA I IMPLORE YOU!!

Zelda: At least you have a chance with him. I'll still be stuck by myself so..

Urbosa: You still haven't gotten over Link?

Zelda: It's not that. I got over him... for the most part, it's not like I can do much anyway

Urbosa: He's getting married sweetie..

Zelda: I figured that much

Urbosa: So...

Zelda: I just don't know what to do now.

Urbosa: What do you mean?

Zelda: There really isn't any option for me here.. you know... have an actual crush on

Urbosa: But sure-

Zelda: They're all morons

Urbosa: Yeah b-

Zelda: Simps.

Urbosa: .....

Zelda: If Father ever wants me to marry one of them, I swear I'll run away from home

Urbosa: Wasn't he assuming you were gonna marry Link?

Zelda: Who?

Urbosa: Link

Zelda: Father never considered him even once

Urbosa: WHAT?!

Zelda: Yeah

Urbosa: But why???

Zelda: Link isn't royalty. Or a Prince at least

Urbosa: OMG LOOK AT HIM THOUGH! HE'S A GOD DAMN, SEXY MODEL!!!