( Zelda is back online )
Zelda: Come on... please pick up....
( Link is back online )
Zelda: Hylia help me
Zelda: Of all people, you're the last person I'd like to see right now
Link: I know
Link: I disappoint a lot
Link: Just like how I am a living reminder of your mistakes
Zelda: H-How.... w-what.......
Link: Ah, I keep forgetting people don't know I read their journals
Zelda: YOU READ MY JOURNAL?!!?!?
Link: WELLLLLLLLLLLL excuuuuuuuuuuuseeee me Princesss
Zelda: ......
Link: :)
Zelda: Where are you.... now?
Link: Flying
Zelda: I beg your pardon?
Link: Well Mipha is currently in danger and I can't reach her in time to help
Zelda: I am... painfully aware of that.... it doesn't answer my question though
Link: So I stole this bomb from a weird robot and used it to launch myself across the sky towards Zora's Domain while holding on to the paraglider I made
Zelda: ....
Zelda: Link what the hell. Why is that a thing
Link: Long story
Zelda: No thanks. I know what that means.
Link: Oops, hold on
Link: It's hard to text and steer the paraglider at the same time
Zelda: ....
Link: There
Zelda: ....
Zelda: Ugh I feel so useless!
Zelda: I can't do anything!!!!
Link: Relax princess
Link: Like I said earlier, everything will go according to our original plan
Zelda: I still find that ridiculous to believe
Zelda: I'm sorry but it's difficult for me to communicate with... you right now
Link: That's okay
Zelda: ;-;
( Daruk is back online )
Link: Oh yeah, I forgot about this part
Zelda: DARUK
Zelda: THANK HYLIA ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!?!
Daruk: Sure am! But barely, though. I thought I was surely going to be a goner back there
Zelda: What happened then????
Daruk: A bunch of Gorons swept over Rudania. They were led by someone.... named... well
Zelda: Well????
Daruk: His name was Yunobo
Daruk: My grandson
Link: Oh yeah, I know him
Link: He's always scared of everything for some reason
Link: He needs to take his exercise seriously as well. Yeah, especially that. He needs exercise.
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
