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Movie Night with Revali

(Daruk is back online)

(Urbosa is back online)

Daruk: Man that party was awesome!

Urbosa: I have to admit, it was better than I expected.

Daruk: Yeah! Those roasted rocks tasted amazing!

Urbosa: Uh... yeah... delicious....

(Revali is back online)

Urbosa: Look what the sky dropped in here

Revali: Says the genie who got drunk last night

Daruk: XD

Urbosa: I WAS NOT DRUNK! I ONLY HAD FOUR NOBLE PURSUITS!

Revali: Fourteen. You had fourteen.

Daruk: Yep, somewhere around there

Revali: Did you manage to carry her big butt all the way back to Feminist Paradise?

Urbosa: GERUDO TOWN

Revali: Tsk, blah blah my bad.

Daruk: She tried to break free several times and wanted to run into cactuses

Revali: Did you let her ram her face in them? I know I would've.

Daruk: Oh, I let her alright. It... wasn't very pretty.

Urbosa: SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE A BUNCH OF PUNCTURE WOUNDS

Revali: A memorable sight to behold I bet

Urbosa: FFFFFFFF-

Revali: Remember Miss Six Packs, keep it kid friendly here

Urbosa: For your information, I have an eight pack

Daruk: Whoa, that's...

Revali: And I have a ten pack. Get lost.

Urbosa: Lies

Revali: It's under the feathers. What would you know?

Daruk: Ooh savage!

Revali: But of course, my good sir.

Urbosa: This isn't fair. I need backup.

Revali: It's two against one. There's no way you can win against Lord Revali

Urbosa: Funny stuff birdbrain

(Zelda is back online)

(Mipha is back online)

Revali: Yo Daruk, they're begging to be slaughtered

Daruk: Touching.

Zelda: Urbosa... I've already had enough of Revali yesterday...

Mipha: What's going on?

Revali: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Slaughter House. My name is Revali and I'll be your host for today.

Urbosa: I swear I'll-

Daruk: Shouldn't hurt if I joined in on some of the fun

Zelda: Daruk? Not you too...

Mipha: ....?

Revali: Please, you peasants have no idea who you're up against.

Urbosa: