Valentine's Day

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(Revali is back online)

(Daruk is back online)

Daruk: Hey Revali, what's up?

Revali: Your mom

Daruk: .......

Revali: Okay okay, I'm joking. Where are the others?

Daruk: You forgot already what happened last time?

Revali: Hmm... let's see here...

Daruk: >_>

Revali: Ok yeah! Didn't Link and Mipha leave the group chat?

Daruk: Bingo... and Link blocked all of us.

Revali: Ah, a real tragedy indeed

Daruk: You're cold dude

(Urbosa is back online)

Revali: Yay. Gerudo are back in the house.

Urbosa: Scram fried chicken

Revali: MHM?

Daruk: -_-

Urbosa: Whatever. Do you know what today is?

Daruk: Is it a holiday or something?

Revali: The day you go home and shut up?

Urbosa: No stupid. It's Valentine's Day

Daruk: Oh, I nearly forgot!

Revali: Phh... that's lame. Still wondering why the hell it's a thing

Urbosa: Come on Revali, what did you give your "sweetheart"

Revali: None of your snotty business!

Daruk: Probably a long poem on his love for himself XD

Urbosa: Not gonna lie, that totally sounds like Mr. Cucco here

Revali: Uhh... I wonder why I even bother with such losers

Urbosa: Revali. We know she's fake.

Revali: No she's not! She's very much real!

Daruk: Sure sure, whatever you say :)

Urbosa: Add her to the group chat then

Revali: I already told you she doesn't like attention

Urbosa: Tell us her name at least

Revali: Well it's um... it's...

Urbosa: Go on.

Revali: OKAY SO, what are you guys doing for Valentine's Day?

Daruk: Might go hang out with some friends. Not really the romantic type.

Urbosa: I have duties here... not into voes either.

Revali: Dang, you two are sad! Especially you Urbosa :/

Urbosa: At least we don't have an imaginary girlfriend

Revali: HEY SHE'S NOT IMAGINARY!!!

Daruk: Wait... what about Link and Mipha?

Revali: What about them two?

Daruk: Since it's Valentine's Day, don't you think those two...

Urbosa: I already talked with Mipha. Link didn't visit her since last time...

Daruk: Ouch...

Revali: We all know they like each other though

Urbosa: Link's definitely more oblivious and shy about her feelings towards him

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