Link & Champions Group Chat

Cooking Fiasco

(Revali is back online)

Revali: Hey everyone, it's your favorite Rito, Revali!!! Where are all you losers at?

(Urbosa is back online)

Revali: Wai-

Urbosa: The fat, glorious turkey has chosen his fate once again

Revali: I didn't really mea-

Urbosa: Mean what? That all the Champions chosen to save Hyrule are just some childish losers?

Revali: No... I ju-

Urbosa: Of course I might be mistaken. Lord Revali really knows everything!

Revali: JUST SHUTUP!!!

(Link is back online)

(Daruk is back online)

Daruk: Just one time... I just want to pop by once and to see that everyone is getting along...

Link: Totally feel you there big guy

(Mipha is back online)

Urbosa: Mipha!!!! ^w^

Mipha: Hi Urbosa! Hi Link and Daruk! :D

Daruk: Hey Mipha, good to see you too

Link: How have you been???

Mipha: I've been doing very well, and Sidon just learned how to swim up a waterfall yesterday!

Link: Really? Tell the little guy I'm proud of him!

Mipha: <3

(Zelda is back online)

Revali: I ship them two.

Link: Um... who?

Revali: You and Miss Sushi here

Mipha: ........

Daruk: Hey man, I don't think this is the right time to-

Revali: I mean, they do go pretty good together. Hylian and sushi. A tasty combination there

Urbosa: Eww....

Zelda: Why am I still alive?

Revali: Because you let Fried Fishsticks here to steal your man

Urbosa: Stop it Revali! Princess.... I'm so sorry for him...

Zelda: It's... fine...

Daruk: Speaking of food, are we still participating on that national food competition?

Urbosa: Oh wait, I forgot to tell Link about it...

Link: No worries, I already knew about it months before

Daruk: Are you serious?! So what are you doing now?

Link: Cooking.

Urbosa: Cooking...?

Link: Well... these things are pretty hard to chew on...