Link: No no no no no no no no no no
Link: Zelda?! You didn't tell me this could happen!!!
Zelda: I.... I didn't account for....
Ocarina Link: Well to be fair, Link, you initially appeared like you knew everything yourself regarding the issue
Twilight Link: I was under the same impression
Urbosa: Okay, but why do we have four "Ganons" suddenly join the Groupchat?
Revali: Probably some more of my dedicated fans coming to adore my excellency, ya know?
Daruk: Bro is role-playing with himself
Wind Waker Link: Oh... 😯
Urbosa: Friendly fire spotted
Revali: Dude. We're supposed to have a written code of honor between us
Daruk: Wait we did?
Revali: Don't tell me you let the parchment burn up at your place
Link: Huh? 💀💀💀
Urbosa: This is news for me
Daruk: You know.... actually I'm not sure wha-
Revali: You ate it.
Daruk: Oh yeah! I did!!! :D
Revali: I need a sledgehammer right now.
Mipha: Aren't we supposed to focus on these... antagonists that showed up in the chat? I... at l-least I t-think they are...
Ocarina Link: I'm with the lady on that one
Ganon: Is that how these imbeciles refer to myself?
Ganon: Excuse you?
Ganon: Who? Me?
Ganon: But who are you?
Ganon: I am me.
Link: ....
Ganon: Nonsense, gremlin. I am the Almighty Ganondorf in the flesh.
Ganon: I refuse to believe that preposterous information. I am surrounded by children and imposters here.
Ganon: That being yourself, and the others present?
Ganon: No, you absolute fool.
Ganon: Are you mocking me?
Ganon: Who? Are you referring to myself?
Ganon: I don't know.
Wind Waker Link: Can I make a-
Ganon: Cease your chatter, peasant. This matter is of far more importance than your irrelevant interruptions.
Revali: Damn, not gonna lie, I kinda like Ganon now 💀
Ganon: I accept your generous praise.
Ganon: As so I.
Ganon: He was addressing me.
Ganon: Bah! As if he would offer compliments to an imposter.
Wind Waker Link: ....
Ganon: I have an idea.
Ganon: Please relate it to us.
Ganon: Yes, please do.
Urbosa: I agree-
Ganon: What did I say about interrupting the discussion at hand?
Urbosa: This is a public chatting domain, what do you expect?
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
