Link & Champions Group Chat

A Recounting

(Urbosa is back online)

(Zelda is back online)

Urbosa: Sav'saaba princess

Zelda: Urbosa! Hi!!

Urbosa: How has your day been fairing?

Zelda: Fine I guess...

Zelda: Father got sick yesterday

Urbosa: Oh no!!! Do you know what he came down with?

Zelda: I'm not sure yet 🙁

Zelda: It might be a really bad stomach virus, and I did see Link hanging out in the royal kitchen the other day

Urbosa: Why am I not surprised? What is he doing there anyway dear?

Zelda: You know... Father tasked him with training new recruits...

Urbosa: In the kitchen?

Zelda: Well....

Urbosa: I'm starting to believe your father didn't get sick by mere chance....

Zelda: I hope you're not suggesting Link purposefully poisoned him to spite the requirements

Urbosa: This is Link we're talking about, remember?

Zelda: You have a point....

Zelda: Nevermind then

Urbosa: Anyhow... has the King showed any signs of recovery?

Zelda: He could finally talk today and barked at the servants to bring him his morning tea

Urbosa: Well that's a good start I suppose

Zelda: ...

Zelda: Um.. Urbosa?

Urbosa: Yes, sweetie? What ails my sweet princess today?

Zelda: I've been thinking... you know...

Urbosa: About love? Someone finally caught your eyes?

Zelda: What?

Zelda: Of course not, don't be ridiculous now.

Urbosa: Oh

Zelda: I've been thinking about this chat....

Urbosa: What about it?

Zelda: You know... nothing good has come out of it. Sure, it's convenient that we can communicate over long distances but....

Zelda: I feel like it has only brought out the worst versions of us.

Zelda: I'm... a completely different person than I envisioned to be, all because of this Groupchat.

Urbosa: Aha, I see where you're coming from princess, and I understand.

Zelda: So I'm not the only one?

Urbosa: The chat has been a stupid idea from the beginning, and yet I fell in the trap. Nothing good comes out of our conversations

Zelda: Oh..

Urbosa: Well, most of them, that is. Especially when a blue rito is involved.

Zelda: No no... you're right

Zelda: Perhaps it would have been better if I hadn't joined... or better yet, if this Groupchat was never created in the first place

Urbosa: Speaking of, who created this anyway?

Zelda: ...

Zelda: Ah, it was Link

Urbosa: Link? Are you sure it wasn't Revali or someone else?