Urbosa: .......
Sidon: ....
Urbosa: Hey... maybe I was too harsh there
Sidon: Yeah..
Urbosa: I'm willing to believe it was an accident. No point in overreacting to something silly as this
Sidon: I agree!!
Link: You.... thanks...
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Hey everyone!!!
Urbosa: .... hi Daruk...
Link: ......
Daruk: Let me guess, this is about me eating all the snacks at the party last week?
Link: ... no?
Sidon: What snacks?
Urbosa: No.. wait... YOU WERE THE ONE?!?!
Daruk: Shoot.
Urbosa: I WAS PLANNING ON FINISHING THE PRETZELS
Sidon: ....
Link: ..
Urbosa: YOU ATE MY PRETZELS!!!!!
Daruk: Well, that's in the past now, right?
Urbosa: I suppose... though I assure you won't hear the end of this
Daruk: ....
Urbosa: Anyway...
Link: Um..
Daruk: Don't worry Link. I'm not gonna misbehave anymore. That was just to cover for Ravioli while he was acting asinine
Link: Phew...
Urbosa: Glad that's over
Sidon: What does asinine mean?
Link: ....
Urbosa: Well uh, how do I say this..?
Daruk: Basically Revali, if it makes sense
Sidon: Ahh I get it! Thanks!
Urbosa: ... That was a smart one
Daruk: So what's new with you guys?
Link: Mipha won't talk with me
Urbosa: I think she realized what happened with um... Link
Sidon: ?
Urbosa: Hylian anatomy
Daruk: Below the waist
Urbosa: Stop.
Daruk: How you make babies basically
Urbosa: STOP. HE'S STILL A CHILD.
Link: ...
Sidon: Um... so Link made babies with Princess Zelda.....?
Urbosa: Sweet Naboris... of course he didn't sweetie. Nothing happened.
Daruk: The details were just stretched a little high
Link: "A little high?"
Daruk: Well, somewhere along there
Link: I just hope Mipha comes on so I can talk with her
Urbosa: At least Mr. Ravioli and Meatballs isn't here
Daruk: That gives me an idea
(Daruk has changed Revali's username to Ravioli and Meatballs)
Sidon: 😂
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
Ravioli with Meatballs
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