Stuff about the states!

a fuck ton of headcanons

Alright, so I have barely any chapters in this book- and I also have a LOT of headcanons that I noticed literally nobody outside of my friend group knows about.
So this is just a chapter about all of them! There's not a specific theme and it's pretty much just me dumping most of them out here.
Hope y'all enjoy!

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- California, Florida, New York, and Texas are all a small friend group

I originally thought of this because they were the first four to be introduced in the series besides WV and DC. But along the way, with the help of my friends, I picked up a lot of reasons why they seem like they would be atleast somewhat friends!
Maybe frenemies though- (*cough* cali and texas rivalry and new york kinda just hating everyone)

- California is a mostly calm person and doesn't lose his temper often, but when he does, run

I don't think he'd be the type to just lash out at people. Quite the opposite, honestly. He'd try his best to keep his calm but with these chaotic as fuck states at some point he gotta snap. Because he doesn't do so often, when it happens it's pretty terrifying.

- Alaska and Hawaii both grew up together and FaceTime as much as they can

This one is pretty self explanatory if you've watched the statehouse halloween special. But, let me get into more detail. Being the only two states that are outside of the country, I have a feeling that growing up they were usually left out from the other states and instead hung out with eachother. This grew into a wonderful friendship and despite being long distance, they FaceTime almost everyday.

- California, Nevada, and New York don't sleep much

Have you seen Los Angeles, Las Vegas and NYC? Yeah I know their the cities most talked about in the states which is annoying but they're still a big part of it. I swear those cities and many more but mostly those are never quiet even in the night- leading to some sleep deprived states.

- Nevada's kinda dirty minded but we're keeping it PG so not THAT much

Again, Las Vegas is pretty self explanatory for this headcanon-
I've visited every single year since I was like 3 years old. The things I've seen whenever I go to the strip He'd probably be the type besides Florida to also blast WAP in the middle of the day

- New Mexico can and will binge watch La Rosa De Guadalupe (the Spanish speaking states joining sometimes but mostly Cali)

If you don't know what La Rosa De Guadalupe is- uhh I don't know how to explain it besides a show where each episode is a new scenario and like, fucking everything goes wrong until they get granted a miracle from la Guadalupe and the episode ends up happily
yeah I said I didn't know how to explain it
it's a Spanish speaking show lol- used to be on Netflix

- The (personified) states will get affected by natural disasters that happen

For example, if wildfire season is really bad then California will get actual burns on his body that he'll have to bandage, if hurricane season is really hitting hard then Texas, Louie, Florida etc will be really cold, if a state gets an earthquake it depends on the size but they can either shake a bit like a shiver, feel dizzy/lightheaded, or straight up pass out

- Rhode Island is definitely the stereotype 'the shorter the more aggressive'

Listen he seems he'd be like, 4'11- and especially with the Among Us video I got a feeling he's the type of person people would underestimate. He does have his moments though where he acts really soft but for the most part he's got a bit of a short temper. He isn't plain rude though because I had a VERY toxic friend exactly like that and I'd like to not get flashbacks to her each time I look at him 😃

- Alaska gives RI piggy back rides sometimes (cause let's be honest Alaska's probably like 6'4)

This is based on the last headcanon. At first RI hated it cause he thought it was like Alaska's way of mocking him but after realizing it wasn't, he started to love it.

- California loves watching reality shows

Much like how New Mexico likes watching his novelas, California loves watching his reality shows. Dance Moms, 90 Day Fiancé, The Bachelorette, Married At First Sight, he's here for all of them. Somehow loves watching drama on tv yet hates it in real life.

- Florida and Louisiana (mostly Florida) CANNOT be trusted around a child

Everyone learned this the hard way when one of Utah's kids was with the two and in minutes the kid had disappeared.
(Don't worry, they found him and yes it was 100% Brayden)

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A/N

Trust me I have a lot more headcanons but it was like they all disappeared from my mind the moment I started writing this. There'll be many more headcanon chapters in the future so look out for them! That's all for today.
Take it easy guys gals and non binary pals,
Peace out!