Stuff about the states!

M O R E stuff about Utah's kids

Yeah I said to expect it lol. These are mostly just incorrect quotes that probably took place at like 2 am

(I got some of these from insta on 'ah_its_the_duke' cause I'm unoriginal I'm sorry-)

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Jaxon: *lying face down on the couch*
Kayleigh: Isnt it a bit early for a midlife crisis?
Jaxon: It is impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, so I've decided to have an ongoing crisis

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Jaxon: so basically my plan for being able to keep up with anything for pretty much the next month is to just not sleep, drink a lot of coffee, and hope the power of Halloween can get me through it all
Kingsley:
Kingsley: do you take constructive criticism?-
Jaxon: not without crying

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Kayleigh, singing by a well: someday my prince will come-
Brayden from the bottom of the well: NO HE WONT

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Kayleigh: how can I tell if my water is boiling?
Brayden: try putting your hands in it
Kayleigh: ok thanks
Kayleigh: wait

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Jaxon (sleep deprived): *holding a dog treat like a cigarette* you know, in the scheme of things. houses are just tupperware and we are just gods leftovers
Kayden: *visibly shaking* can you not make me question my reality at 2 am?

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Jayden: what's another way to say stupid?
Jaxon: dumb
Kingsley: idiotic
Kayden: unintelligent
Kayleigh: Brayden

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Kayleigh: Time sensitive question how flirt boy
Brayden: Throw rocks at he
Kayden: Hot dogs
Jaxon (totally not being overprotective): Kill him
Kayleigh: thanks guys

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(at 3 am)

Brayden: Why are any of us here, really?
Utah, who caught him eating cookies in the kitchen 6 hours after he was supposed to be asleep: I'm asking about you, specifically

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Kayden: Wait, silverfish are real? That's not just a Minecraft thing???
Brayden: Thank god that skeletons don't exist in real life! That'd be scary if true...
Kayden: Hey, Brayden?
Brayden: Hey! What's up?

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Kayden: I hope I don't walk in on Brayden performing a satanic ritual to get a bean and cheese burrito again

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Kayden: what state do you live in?
Jaxon: constant anxiety
Jayden: denial
Kayleigh: perfection
Kingsley: ...utah.
Brayden: Canada!
Kingsley: Canada isn't a state?
Brayden: it's a state of mind

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Jaxon: This may surprise you, but not everyone likes you.
Kayleigh: Sounds ridiculous, but go on.

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Some random person: *shoves Jaxon out of the way when walking*
Jaxon: oh, sorry
Kingsley: ??? Why are YOU apologizing, HE was the one who wasn't paying attention??
Jaxon: I'd rather avoid confrontation. It's fine.
Other random person: *shoves Brayden*
Jaxon: hEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU PEACE O-

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Kingsley: I'm cold.
Jaxon: Just like my heart.
Kingsley: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside

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Murderer: Don't move or I shoot!
Jayden: *terrified and shaking*
Kayden: *not moving at all*
Jaxon: *not moving but grabbing a knife nearby*
Brayden: *doing a handstand and not moving*
Kayleigh: *not moving and planning an attack*
Kingsley: ... *starting to do the macarena*

(exams probably got to him LMAO)

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Okay that was a lot more than I expected lmao- hopefully this gives you a bit more info on how I picture the family. See y'all later, take it easy guys gals and non binary pals-

Peace out!