Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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Monica:What's wrong with PBS?.

Phoebe:Ugh what's right with them?.

Joey:Why don't you like PBS Pheebs?.

Phoebe:Okay cause right after my mom killed herself I was just in this really bad place y'know personally.So I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street cause they were so nice when I was a little kid!.No one ever wrote back.

Chandler:Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.

Phoebe:All I got was a lousy key chain.And by that time I was living in a box.I didn't have keys!.

Joey:I'm sorry Pheebs I just y'know I just wanted to do a good deed.Like,like you did with the babies.

Phoebe:This isn't a good deed you just wanted to get on TV!.This is totally selfish.

Joey:Whoa!,Whoa!,Whoa!.What about you, having those babies for your brother?.Talk about selfish!.

Phoebe:What,what are you talking about?!.

Joey:Well yeah it was a really nice thing and all but it made you feel really good right?.

Phoebe:Yeah.So?.

Joey:It made you feel goodnso that makes it selfish.Look there's no unselfish good deeds sorry.

Phoebe:Yes there are!.There are totally good deeds that are selfless.

Joey:Well may I ask for one example?.

Phoebe:Yeah it's...Y'know there's...no you may not!.

The two are standing on either side of Chandler as they discuss the point.

Joey:That's because all people are selfish.

Phoebe:Are you calling me selfish?!.

Joey:Are you calling you people?...Yeah well sorry to burst that bubble Pheebs but selfless good deeds don't exist.Okay?.And you the deal on Santa Clause right?.

Phoebe:I'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you,you evil genius.

Ross's phone rings and he answers it.

Ross:"Into phone".Hello...Emily?.Emily!.Oh my God!,Oh my God it's Emily!.

Ross picks up a lamp and hands it to Chandler for no reason.

Ross:It's Emily everyone!.Shush,shush,shhst!."Into Phone".Hi!...No wait!.Look wait!.Okay you can hang up but I'm gonna keep calling!.I'm gonna,I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!...Look you're my wife.We're,we're married.Y'know?.I-I love you.I-I really miss you."To all whispering". She's talking.

All:Yay!.

Ross motions for us to keep quiet including Chandler who is still holding the lamp Ross handed him before he goes off to talk to Emily in private.

Phoebe:Hey Joey when you said the deal with Santa Clause you meant?.

Joey:That he doesn't exist.