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Interviewer: Hello everyone! Happy late thanksgiving. Welcome back to another "Couples questions" You guys seem to really love these so today we have this lovely couple. Why don't you introduce yourselves?
Pip: Jolly good day, sir! I'm Pip and this his my boyfriend, Damien, Damien: *Awkward peace sign* Pip: Isn't he cute!
Interviewer: Nice to meet you. The first question is... How old are you? Pip: 14 and 3/4! Damien: I in human years, 15, in hell? 139 years old-
Interviewer: What are your sexualities? Pip: Ummm, Bisexual- Damien: Gay and demisexual
Interviewer: How did you meet? Pip: In fourth-grade technically but we started becoming real friends in hell Interviewer: In hell? Do you mean school? Damien: No, like- actual hell Interviewer: *visible confusion*
Interviewer: Who kissed who first? Damien: Pip, surprisingly Pip: Yep!
Interviewer: Pip, what's Damien's worst quality Pip: He doesn't understand how affection works. The first time I hugged him, he thought I was trying to kill him... Damien: Hell isn't an "affectionate place" *huffs* Pip: *reaches up to pat Damien's hair*
Interviewer: What's Pip's worst quality, Damien? Damien: Easy. He lets people push him around without much of a fight. Pip: Okay, well- *huffs & crosses his arms*
Interviewer: So Pip, what's Damien's best quality? Pip: His eyes! They're a really pretty yellow but if he gets mad, they turn red, It's super cool! Oh- and when you crack through his toughness, you'll find out he's a big softy! *giggles* Damien: A-Am not! Pip: Awww! Look at how flustered! Damien: o/////o
Interviewer: What's Pip's best quality? Damien: Everything. But I think his smile and the way he get's excited over small things Pip: *Smiles happily* Damien: o///o
Interviewer: What's your favourite thing to do together? Pip: Cuddle! Damien: Watch horror movies together Pip: No! I jump easy Damien: Exactly- He ends up in curled in my lap by the end- Pip: Ahhhhh! No! o////o Damien: Mhmmm you do Pip: >:(
Interviewer: Can we get a kiss? Damien: I think the fuck not- mmph! Pip:
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Damien: H-Hey! You can't just steal kisses! Pip: Sorry... but you're just so cute- Damien: o///o n-no Pip: Yes!
Interviewer: Cute! Thank you, guys! Interviewer: Who would you guys like to see next?
