Interviewer: Today we are interviewing couples on the spot. Today we have these two lovely people.
Interviewer: What are your names? Craig: I'm Craig and he's Tweek.
Interviewer: How old are you guys? Tweek: I'm *ngh!* 14 and C-Craig's almost 15
Interviewer: What's wrong with you, Tweek? Craig: Nothing's wrong with him, he's perfect. Tweek: 0////0 Interviewer: No, I mean beacause he seems like such a spaz I- Craig: Back off my boyfriend or I will hurt you.
Interviewer: I'm guessing Craig's the protective one? Tweek: Y-Yeah. Isn't he *ngh!* adorable? :) Craig: 0////0
Interviewer: Alright. What about your sexualities? Tweek: I'm gay. Craig: I'm attracted to Tweek. So Tweeksexual.
Interviewer: Craig, what's Tweek's worst quailty? Craig: His coffee obsession and he has a bad habit of pulling on his hair Interviewer: Tweek, what's Craig's worst quailty? Tweek: His pessimism and he's too insecure. Craig: I'm not insecure! Tweek: Brace-face. Craig: *automatically covers mouth* Spaz (mumbled)
Interviewer: Craig what's Tweek's best quality? Craig: Yes. Interviewer: Tweek, what's Craig's best quality? Tweek: His smile, k-kisses and *pauses* braces. He's also a big s-softie. Craig: 0////0 I'm not a softie! Tweek: mhm, sure.
interviewer: How much do you love each other? Craig: More than I could put into words. Tweek: More than we have time for.
interviewer: Who's top and who's bottom Tweek: none of your business. Craig: Fuck off.
Interviewer: Last question. Can we get a kiss for the camera: Tweek: I- Craig:
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Interviewer: Thank you guys, that was adorable. Craig and Tweek: 0///0
