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Interviewer: Hello everyone, welcome back to another interview, today we have another couple! Two of the, um, emo kids? Is that right?
Pete: I'm a goth kid! *huffs*
Mike: I'm a vampire! *shows fangs*
Interviewer: Sorry, you two- What're your names?
Mike: My real name's Mike and this is my boyfriend, Pete!
Pete: *weird bisexual peace signs*
Mike: *nudges Pete's shoulder*
Pete: ... hey, I'm Pete and I don't like talking to people...
Interviewer: Alrighty then! How old are you two?
Mike: I just turned 15 last week!
Pete: 14, turning 15 soon,
Interviewer: Happy late birthday! What did Pete get you?
Mike: He got me-
Pete: Shush! Don't tell anyone!
Mike: He got me a new pair of black combat boots, some old vampire movies & a drawing he drew! It was super cool, it's like I picture of me with the word "vampqueer" At the top and I love it, I hung it above my bed.
Pete: I hate you..
Mike: No you don't,
Pete: *sighs* I don't...
Interviewer: Okay, okay, Pete, What's Mike's worst quality?
Pete: Well for starters-
Mike: Oh god-
Pete: One, he's a vampire which is so conformist. And two, he's so fucking clingy, It's annoying,
Mike: Oh shush! You love it when I'm clingy!
Pete: That's not the point!
Interviewer: Jesus Christ- Okay, Mike, what about Pete?
Pete: Fuck-
Mike: *stands up upright* He's way too self-loathing, like, he's sooooo perfect and he refuses to admit it!
Pete: Well in my defence, I *am* a depressing little shit-
Mike: But you're beautiful!
Pete: But I'm ugly-
Mike: We will continue this argument later-
Interviewer: Can we get a kiss for everyone at home?
Pete: No- fuck off-
Mike: I shall respect his wishes...
Interviewer: Okay then, well you have a good night you two!
Mike: You too sir! Thank you!
Pete: Fuck you!
