Interviewer: Today we have another Southpark interview!
Interviewer: What are your names?
Stan: I'm Stan Marsh and this is Wendyl Testaburger.
Wendyl: Hi!
Interviewer: Is this your girlfriend, Stan?
Stan: No.
Interviewer: but-
Wendyl: I'm nonbinary but my pronouns are he/they
Stan: So they're my boyfriend.
Interviewer: Great! What are your sexualities?
Wendyl: bisexual
Stan: Good question.
Interviewer: ...
Stan: I don't know. I don't have an answer.
Interviewer: How did you meet?
Wendyl: He asked me out in 3rd grade and I, unfortunately, said yes
Stan: hey! You're mean.
Wendyl: *Sigh* but I love you.
Stan: 0///0
Interviewer: How old are you guys?
Stan: I'm almost 15, Wendy's 14 and a half
Interviewer: oddly specific.
Interviewer: Who are you're best friends?
Stan: Kyle and Kenny.
Wendy: Tweek, Bebe, & Butters. I can't choose one.
Interviewer: Wendyl, do you plan to start T?
Wendyl: 2 weeks on T! :D
Interviewer: Stan, are you supportive of Wendyl's transition?
Stan: duh.
Interviewer: Can we get a kiss for the camera?
Stan: No
Wendyl: Absolutely not.
Interviewer: Alright. Who loves who more.
Stan: Me!
Wendyl: That's a lie.
Stan: I do >:(
Wendyl: Do not
Stan: I do so!
Wendyl: *grabs hand* Okay honey.
Interviewer: Well, thank you guys!
Wendyl & Stan: Thank you :)
