CalPal

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    "Did anyone see him at all?" I questioned.

    George stayed quiet and gave me a side glance. Obviously it was very hard to hide that I was the impostor after he threw that big of a fit and I was laughing. He's not stupid. Therefore, he couldn't talk much at this meeting because he had no evidence of me being sus other than the fact that Clay threw a fit and I was laughing at him. Imagine him bringing that up.

    "I think it's Cal."

    "Why do you think that George?"

    "Because Dream got killed and Cal just laughed maniacally at him."

    Yeah, that wouldn't end well for any of us or the fans.

    "I say it's Tommy," Scott said, "Just for the fact that he has yet to die."

    "C'mon man! You can't just vote me out! Let me play! Let me get content!"

    "Yeah Tommy's sus," Jordan affirmed.

    In under five seconds, we all voted out Tommy and he voted for Scott. The wonderful part of being new to this crew was that they had no clue how I acted. They were afraid to call me out since I was new, but they also had no clue how good I was at lying or when I acted suspicious since no one but da bois knew me. I made sure to kill them all off in the beginning rounds so they wouldn't call me out. They're the only ones that know how terrible of a liar I am.

    "You all are absolute shit at this game. Scott, you're dying first if I get imposter."

    Laughs overcrowded the room before we all muted. It was only George, Scott, Tubbo, Captain, Shelby, and I. Two impostors were still left. It was Captain and I. With Tubbo being the phony third impostor, it was easy for Jordan to slide by. Then everyone saw me as this innocent new girl in the group and didn't suspect me at all. I had to follow George around until he's alone then kill him off or he'd surely find a way to call me out next round.

    He had a task in electricity, so I followed him in there and shut the doors. Sparkles was also in there with Tubbo and Scott.

    "Salem don't! I'm colorblind, you're using my disability against me!"

    "Bitch, it's colorblindness. You can't use that as an excuse for everything!"

    I gave Jordan's orange character a little jig before we killed George and Scott at the same time. Captain immediately vented, ditching Tubbo. I sat there with the shocked Tubbo for a few seconds before venting as well. Tubbo entered security like ten seconds later, saw me sitting on cams, then left to try and find the Captain. When cool down was off, I shut the electricity doors again to hide the bodies more. We literally just had to call an emergency and get another double kill, then the game was over.

    I left after Tubbo and found the two of them in Medbay. I did a little jig, called reactor, and the three of us jogged down there together. Within seconds, we did a double kill and the victory screen slid up. Dream unmuted and started screaming at the top of his lungs about how I was chasing him and laughing like a psychopath beside him. I tried to get a word in about him almost breaking his laptop, but it turned into a screaming match between the two of us. Neither of us understood what the other was saying and it absolutely didn't help that our audios were capping and overlapping due to being a few feet away from each other.

    "Guys I—" Scott tried to interrupt.

    "AND YOU WERE CHASING ME AND—"

    "YOU WERE GOING TO THROW ME UNDER—"

    "BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING—"

    "AND YOU'RE A BITCH—"

    "Why can't we be friends?" Sapnap started singing in the background.