Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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Monica:Honey what’s the matter?.

Chandler:I just saw Janice.

Everyone:Oh.

Chandler:Yeah she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband she looked so happy.I almost feel bad for whipping that kid’s pretzel at them.

Joey:Man I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine after we broke up.She was just walking with her friend Donna just laughing and talking.God it killed me.

Chandler:Yes but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.

Tabitha:And now you have me for the rest of our lives.

Joey:Sorry I just...any excuse to tell that story you know....

Tabitha:I know you told me it a million times.

Ross:Hey Chandler there’s a party tomorrow you’ll feel better then.

Chandler:Oh you know what I’m gonna be okay you don’t have to throw a party for me.

Tabitha:Chandler It’s Joey’s birthday party.

Chandler:Oh well then if anybody should have a party it should be him.

We hear Phoebe’s muffled voice through the ceiling.

Monica:Sush!.I cannot believe she is still up there.

We hear the guy telling a joke and Phoebe laughing.

Chandler:Okay well he totally screwed up the punch line.You know it’s supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh.

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-January 10th 1997-

   We are all at Me and Joey’s place for his party.We are also using some of Chandler's apartment to make sure there is enough room for everyone...Me and joey are standing by eachother.

Monica:Joey where are the Jello shots?.

Joey:I don’t know Chandler is supposed to be passing em around.

   We see Chandler giving a Jello shot to the ceramic dog he brought over and holding an empty tray of Jello shots.

Joey,Tabitha:Chandler!

Chandler:Hello-dillillio!.

Ross:Oh somebody’s feeling better.

Monica:"To Chandler".Stick out your tongue.

Chandler:"To Monica".Take off your shirt.

Ross:"Smiles".

   Chandler sticks out is tongue and it’s a horrible shade of green.

Monica:Oh my!.

Tabitha:Oh my God!.How many of these things did you have?.

Joey:These are pure vodka.

Chandler:Yeah Jello just like Mom used to make.