Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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Chandler:See that is the problem with invisible dentists.

I chuckle at Chandler's comment.

Ross:Why?,Why can't you go to him?.

Phoebe:Because every time I go to the dentist somebody dies.

Chandler:That is so weird because every time I go to the dentist I look down the hygienist's blouse.

Rachel:Phoebe what?.

Tabitha:Um...what?!.

Phoebe:Yeah,yeah first there was my aunt Mary and then there was um John my mailman and then my,my cowboy friend Albino Bob.

Rachel:And all these people actually died?.

Phoebe:Yes while I was in the chair!.That's why I take such good care of my teeth now you know it's not about oral hygiene I floss to save lives!.

Ross:Pheebs come on you didn't kill anybody these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist.It's,it's,it's just uh a coincidence.

Phoebe:Well tell that to them.Oh!.You can't their dead.

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-November 14th 1996-

   At Central Perk Me,Ross,Rachel and Phoebe are here.

Ross:Thanks Gunther.

Ross takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him.

Ross:"To Rachel".Hey."To Gunther".Um can I get a napkin too?.

Gunther:Oh like you don't already have everything.

Phoebe:"Trying to bite into an apple".Ow,Ow!."Drops the apple".

Rachel:Phoebe your in pain would you just go to the dentist just go.

Phoebe:All right fine,fine but if you're my next victim don't come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.

Rachel:I promise.

Phoebe:Although don't feel like you can't visit.

At that moment Joey enters with Monica.

Joey:Hey is,is,is Chandler here?.

   Ross pats his clothes like he is looking for his wallet.

Ross:No,no he's not.

Monica:You guys Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.

Tabitha:What?.So what are you going to do?.I mean how how are you going to tell Chandler?.

Joey:Well I was thinking about that and I-I think the best way would be to not.

Rachel:Joey you can't keep this to yourself if you know about this you have to tell him.

Joey:It'll kill him.I mean it'll,it'll just kill him.