Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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Tabitha:Yes Chandler but I had a better cover story.

Chandler:Like what?.

Tabitha:That's private.

Chandler rolls his eyes at me.

Joey:What is this fruit?."Picks a fruit up".

Rachel:Monica's making jam.

Joey:Whoa jam!.I love jam!."To Chandler". Hey how come we never have jam at our place?.

Chandler:Because the kids need new shoes.

Tabitha:If you wanted Jam Joey you could have asked me to get some to keep at my apartment.

Monica:I'm going into business people.I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard.I needed a plan,a plan to get over my man.What's the opposite of man?.Jam.

Monica sees Joey trying some jam from the pot.

Monica:Oh Joey don't!.It's way to hot.

Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.

Joey:This will just be my batch.

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October 4th 1996-

At Central Perk Joey is putting lots of jam on his muffin.

Joey:Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?.

Rachel:"Looks at him".You're so pretty.

Phoebe:"Entering".Hi!.

Everyone:Hey Phoebe.

Phoebe:Hey oh you know that guy who's been following me?.I talked to him today.

Joey:"With food in his mouth".You talked to him.Are you crazy?.

Phoebe:Okay first I'm not crazy.And second say it don't spray it.Anyway his name is Malcom and he wasn't following me I mean he was but cause he thought I was Ursula ick.And that's why, hat's why he couldn't just come up and talk to me.Cause of the restraining order.

Chandler:Umm not feeling better bout Malcom.

Phoebe:Oh!,No,no,no,no he's not like a kook no.He's just like this,this very passionate incredibly romantic guy that got like a tinsy bit carried away you know.And we just get along really well and he's so cute.

Ross:Oh my God you've got a crush on your sister's stalker.

Phoebe:No I'm just gonna help him you know get de-Ursula-ized like you know,like I did for Joey after he went out with her.

Joey:"With his mouthful".Hey I didn't stalk her.I mean

Joey sprays Phoebe with crumbs from his mouth.

Phoebe:Okay I asked for the news not the weather.

Monica:"Entering".Hey guys.