While en route to Coruscant, Yoda contacts Ashla
Yoda: From Coruscant, the Sith Lord is sending messages. Anything strange from the Senate district, save.
Ashla: Yes, Master Yoda.
When Yoda arrives at the Senate building, he sees Senator Amidala being chased by a cooking droid.
Yoda: Going on here, what is?!
Padmé: This droid has malfunctioned and is now trying to...
Droid: You must eat these scrambled eggs and celery sticks!
Yoda: Happened, how did this?
Padmé: Well, Senator Organa hit him with a frying pan, and then it started to harass everyone.
Yoda: Your problem, this is! Go now, I must.
Yoda goes into a computer room and finds Ashla waiting for him
Yoda: Found anything strange, have you?
Ashla: Yes, but they are all some sort of messages that make no sense.
Yoda: Encrypted, are they?
Ashla: No, Master. They are all so bizarre that its impossible to say. However, they are all adressed to the same person. But that person isn't a Senator.
Yoda: To me, show them.
These are the texts. They are not my property. Names and some details have been changed for obvious reasons:
<Alla, It is Mr. Adnan
<I need you to give to me your Algebra 2 math book
What why>
<I am hungry. I must butter your book and eat it for breakfast. Are you with me?
Mr. Adnan? What the heck? I need my math book! Eat your pants instead!>
<But the pants of a teacher is not as good as the buttered book. I have tried pants they taste like a 'raw chicken'
I'll slice you in half with a lightsaber if you don't stop.>
1 Day Later
<Alla, it's Donald Trump
Uuh, so many weird people have been texting me!☹️😡>
<Sucks for you. Is there anything I could do to make it worse?😏
Yeah, can you execute Mr. Sdoow, Mr. Adnan, and yourself?🙂>
<Sure! Wait what Nooo help no
Did it work?>
<Why did Trump turn into a math book and butter and eat himself?
yessss!>
3 Days Later
<Hello
<Knock Knock
<It's Darth Vader
<Hey
<Aren't u gonna answer?
<You're making me angry
<C'mon, its Vadeypants, your fave supervillain!
<If you answer I'll give you a lightsaber
Yoda: Strange, these are. This Vader person, who is...
Ashla: Well, they have been sent from 12BBY, so either it's a prank call, or he's from the future...
Yoda: Hmmmm...The recipient, who are they?
Ashla: That's the thing...they seem to be living in a parallel universe...
Yoda: Make sense, this does not! Anything on the Chancellor, have you?
Ashla: None at all, and it turns out it wasn't Mas Amedda who attacked him. Mas Amedda was found tied up in a broom closet. It seems that a Clawdite impersonated him.
Yoda: So a Clawdite, the Sith is? Hmm...So the Chancellor, the Sith is not.
Yoda goes to the Chancellor's office
Yoda: Guilty, you are not, and neither is Mas Amedda. A Clawdite, the Sith Lord is.
Palpatine: Well...That's a relief. And the archeologist?
Yoda: The Sith Lord, he is not. Work with the Jedi now, he will.
Yoda leaves
Palpatine: That went well...Now the Jedi will never suspect me!
A time portal opens and Baby Yoda comes out
Palpatine: And what are you supposed to be?
Baby Yoda bites Palpatine's finger and jumps back into the portal, which closes
Palpatine: OOOOWWWWW! I hate children!
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Clone Family
HumorFunny conversations and events between clones, Jedi, and other people.