It is 3 in the morning and suddenly, all of the fire alarms on the Negotiator go off.
Cody: What is going on, who is on fire?!
Waxer: Not me, sir yawns I hope this isn't an attack, it's been forever since we've had a break.
Cody: Everyone, gather in the main hangar with all of the fire hoses.
Boil: Yes, sir!
Everyone is in the hangar, and it turns out there was no fire.
Cody: Alright, I get that everyone makes mistakes. Who pulled the fire alarm? I promise I won't get mad.
Silence
Obi-Wan: Please just admit it so we can all go back to sleep.
Ashla: Master, can I go back to sleep anyway, I have to take a class on the holonet in the morning?
Obi-Wan: Yeah, that's fine.
Cody: No one is leaving until someone admits!!!
Wooley: Commander, it could have been a mouse droid for all we know.
Cody: Fine, everyone back to sleep, we'll handle this tomorrow.
2 hours later...
Cody: Why is the fire alarm going off again?!?!
Boil: I'm getting the feeling that it may be faulty.
Cody: If this happens again, someone will be in trouble!
3 hours later...
Cody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Waxer: Uh oh, I think the alarms broke the Commander.
Obi-Wan: Cody, calm down, I have an idea. How about we go camping on that uninhabited planet for a few days? There's no fire alarms there.
Cody: Good idea. Alright men, pack it up and lets go.
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Clone Family
HumorFunny conversations and events between clones, Jedi, and other people.
