Fives: Hehe Rex is going to be so embarassed!
Echo: Isn't humiliating the Captain against the rules?
Fives: Who cares?
Rex comes in
Rex: Ok, how do you want me to do this?
Fives: During lunch, you have to go up to Cody and kiss him on the lips!
Rex: Fine, but don't be surprised if Cody makes you clean the showers with a toothbrush and then brush your teeth with that same toothbrush.
Fives: That's... oddly specific.
Rex: It was what came into my head first.
Lunchtime
Rex: I can't believe I'm going to do this.
Fives: Would you rather get screamed at by General Skywalker?
Rex: You have a point.
Rex gets up and goes towards Cody
Echo: Hee hee! Revenge!
Rex taps Cody on the shoulder and when Cody turns around, Rex kisses him.
Cody: Rex! What is the meaning of this?!
Rex: Um... Fives made me do it.
Anakin comes running in, his hair completely covered in sand
Anakin: Ok, who put sand in my shampoo?!?!?!?!
Echo: Sir, maybe you grabbed the wrong bottle when shopping? I heard that some species use sand instead of shampoo.
Anakin: Very funny! The bottle says shampoo, and I know that someone in here put a ton of sand in it!
Obi-Wan comes in and sees Anakin
Obi-Wan: Anakin! Calm down!
Anakin: Someone put a ton of sand in my shampoo!
Obi-Wan: I guess now you're Anakin SandHair.
Anakin: Ooooobiiiiii-Waaaaaan!
Obi-Wan: I guess that's my cue to run.
Obi-Wan sprints out of the mess hall, pursued by a furious Anakin
Fives: Hah! That was so worth it!
Rex: You better not tell anyone else about what happened here!
Hardcase: Too late! I already posted it on every social media platform there is!
Rex: I hate you so much right now.
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Clone Family
HumorFunny conversations and events between clones, Jedi, and other people.
