Warning: I do not know much about football, so please don't be offended at the multiple inaccuracies.
Hardcase: I have an idea!
Rex: That is not something I want to hear on a rest weekend.
Hardcase: I promise it's not crazy this time. I went to this universe where they have a sport called football. I was thinking maybe we could invite the Seperatists for a friendly game.
Rex: Does it involve shoving them into prison cells?
Hardcase:Nah, from what I understand you just have to help your team get a ball across the field as many times as possible. But you do get to shove people out of the way.
Rex: I'll go pitch the idea...
2 Days Later
Dooku: I need eleven people who are good at sports. Ventress, I want you on the team.
Ventress: No. I hate your guts.
Dooku: I'll give you a year's supply of Jamba Juice.
Ventress: Throw in a year's supply of weed and I'll consider it.
Dooku: How dare you do drugs?!
Ventress: Not for me, for my boyfriend.
Dooku: Fine. Grievous?
Grievous: What do I have to do?
Dooku: I need you to trip up the other team.
Grievous: Mwahaha.
Dooku: Ok, Maul?
Maul: Why the kriff would I help you?!
Dooku:I'll leave you alone for a year.
Maul: Fine. Savage and his new girlfriend will want to play too.
Dooku: Great. I'll figure out the others later.
Later
Mace Windu: Fine, but I'm not playing this game. Who else is on the team?
Rex: Me, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ashla, Ahsoka, Cody, Fives, Echo, Yoda, and Quinlan. We just need one more person.
Windu: I believe your Hardcase will enjoy this.
Rex: He's the referee.
Windu: I think you'll have a better chance having Master Krell on your team.
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Clone Family
HumorFunny conversations and events between clones, Jedi, and other people.
