Everyone:Oh no.

Ross:Yeah so if you haven't already had it chances are you're gonna get it.

Rachel:Well I've had it.

Joey:Yeah I've had it.

Monica:Had it.

Chandler:Had it.

Tabitha:Had it because of Ross and Monica.

Phoebe:Well I've never had it I feel so left out."Sees a red bump on her arm".Oh look!.

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-May 10th 1996-

At Monica and Rachel's apartment the next day Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebe's makeup as I watch.

Rachel:Oh this lipstick looks just great on you.

Monica:You look fabulous honey you really do.

Phoebe:Yeah?.Are you sure really.

Phoebe picks up a mirror and she sees the white splotches all over her face.

Rachel:You see you look beautiful...For god sakes dim the lights.

I turn off a living room light as Phoebe speaks up.

Phoebe:I-I-I'm hideous.

Tabitha:It's gonna be ok.Ryan's been under water.He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnicles on your butt.

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Later that day I am in my apartment with Joey and he is telling me how he is gonna be working with Chandler and is thinking of ideas.

Joey:Hey I got it!...My character Joseph the processor guy has two little girls...Ashley and Brittany.Ashley copies everything Brittany does.And Joseph has his wife Tabitha who is his forever love.

Tabitha:Awe that's so sweet.

I kiss Joey and we land on the couch.

Tabitha:Now this Joesph guy...Would you say he is sexy?."Smirks".

Joey:Well he has been told so."Smirks".

Tabitha:Then your beyond sexy."Winks".

I kiss Joey again and this time longer than before.

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-May 25th 1996-

Its been a few weeks now and Me,Rachel,Ross,Phoebe and Ryan are all at Central Perk.Ryan is in uniform getting ready to leave.

Rachel:So uh Ryan where you shipping off to?.

Ryan:I really can't say.

Ross:So do you have like any nuclear weapons on board?.

Ryan:I can't say.

Tabitha:Well do you get to look through one of those like those periscope thingys.

Ryan:I'm sorry but I can't say.

Ross:Wow i-it's neat learning about submarines.

Tabitha:Yes...Yes it is...Perhaps we can learn how to keep saying...I can't say...Over and Over again.

Ryan:I better get out of here I'm gonna miss my flight.

Phoebe:Ok I'll walk you out.

Tabitha:Bye Ryan.

Ryan:Pleasure.

Rachel:It was nice to meet you.

Ryan:Take care.

Phoebe and Ryan walk outside and I just read a magazine.

Rachel:So Ross do you uh,think we can get you one of those uh uniform things?.

Ross:You like that do you?.

Rachel:Oh yeah.

Ross:I'll make some calls.

I look up from the magazine to see Ross running off and Rachel looks at me and I shrug my shoulders.

Rachel:Ok.

Later that night Joey is at my place and I'm cooking dinner.

Tabitha:Say...You wouldn't have any connections to getting yourself a sailor suit would you Joey?.

Joey:I may...Why?.

Tabitha:Cause I think you would look sexy with one on.."Smiles".

Joey:"Smirks".

The next day I am moping my kitchen floor when my apartment door opens and i stop and look up to see Joey in a sailor suit.

Joey:Did someone order a sailor?.

Tabitha:"Smirks".Ah yes someone did.

Joey comes over and kisses me and I kiss him back and he lifts me up off the ground.

Tabitha:You look very sexy in that outfit sailor.

Joey:"Smirks".And you look sexy everyday.

The two of us kiss again and a romantic night awaits us.

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