Everyone:Oh no.
Ross:Yeah so if you haven't already had it chances are you're gonna get it.
Rachel:Well I've had it.
Joey:Yeah I've had it.
Monica:Had it.
Chandler:Had it.
Tabitha:Had it because of Ross and Monica.
Phoebe:Well I've never had it I feel so left out."Sees a red bump on her arm".Oh look!.
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-May 10th 1996-At Monica and Rachel's apartment the next day Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebe's makeup as I watch.
Rachel:Oh this lipstick looks just great on you.
Monica:You look fabulous honey you really do.
Phoebe:Yeah?.Are you sure really.
Phoebe picks up a mirror and she sees the white splotches all over her face.
Rachel:You see you look beautiful...For god sakes dim the lights.
I turn off a living room light as Phoebe speaks up.
Phoebe:I-I-I'm hideous.
Tabitha:It's gonna be ok.Ryan's been under water.He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnicles on your butt.
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Later that day I am in my apartment with Joey and he is telling me how he is gonna be working with Chandler and is thinking of ideas.Joey:Hey I got it!...My character Joseph the processor guy has two little girls...Ashley and Brittany.Ashley copies everything Brittany does.And Joseph has his wife Tabitha who is his forever love.
Tabitha:Awe that's so sweet.
I kiss Joey and we land on the couch.
Tabitha:Now this Joesph guy...Would you say he is sexy?."Smirks".
Joey:Well he has been told so."Smirks".
Tabitha:Then your beyond sexy."Winks".
I kiss Joey again and this time longer than before.
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-May 25th 1996-Its been a few weeks now and Me,Rachel,Ross,Phoebe and Ryan are all at Central Perk.Ryan is in uniform getting ready to leave.
Rachel:So uh Ryan where you shipping off to?.
Ryan:I really can't say.
Ross:So do you have like any nuclear weapons on board?.
Ryan:I can't say.
Tabitha:Well do you get to look through one of those like those periscope thingys.
Ryan:I'm sorry but I can't say.
Ross:Wow i-it's neat learning about submarines.
Tabitha:Yes...Yes it is...Perhaps we can learn how to keep saying...I can't say...Over and Over again.
Ryan:I better get out of here I'm gonna miss my flight.
Phoebe:Ok I'll walk you out.
Tabitha:Bye Ryan.
Ryan:Pleasure.
Rachel:It was nice to meet you.
Ryan:Take care.
Phoebe and Ryan walk outside and I just read a magazine.
Rachel:So Ross do you uh,think we can get you one of those uh uniform things?.
Ross:You like that do you?.
Rachel:Oh yeah.
Ross:I'll make some calls.
I look up from the magazine to see Ross running off and Rachel looks at me and I shrug my shoulders.
Rachel:Ok.
Later that night Joey is at my place and I'm cooking dinner.
Tabitha:Say...You wouldn't have any connections to getting yourself a sailor suit would you Joey?.
Joey:I may...Why?.
Tabitha:Cause I think you would look sexy with one on.."Smiles".
Joey:"Smirks".
The next day I am moping my kitchen floor when my apartment door opens and i stop and look up to see Joey in a sailor suit.
Joey:Did someone order a sailor?.
Tabitha:"Smirks".Ah yes someone did.
Joey comes over and kisses me and I kiss him back and he lifts me up off the ground.
Tabitha:You look very sexy in that outfit sailor.
Joey:"Smirks".And you look sexy everyday.
The two of us kiss again and a romantic night awaits us.
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Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction
FanfictionThis is the story of Tabitha Ella Sanderson Geller adopted sister of Ross and Monica Geller.