Tabitha:We're looking into it.

   Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.

Ross:I uh I'll go see.

Me and Ross enter Nana's room.

???:This almost never happens!.

   We watch as Nana passes for the second time and the nurse pulls the blanket over her.Ross,Monica and I go to tell the family

Ross:Now she's passed...

   Later Me,Ross and Monica enter Central Perk saddend.We see Chandler,Joey,Phoebe and Rachel...Surprisingly Joey doesn't leave.

Rachel:So um did she...

Ross:Twice.

Joey:Twice?.

Phoebe:Oh that sucks.

Joey:You guys okay?.

Ross:I dunno it's weird.I mean,I know she's gone but I just don't feel uh...

Phoebe:Maybe that's cause she's not really gone.

Ross:N-no she's gone.

Tabitha:We checked.A lot.

Phoebe:Hm I mean maybe no one ever really goes.Ever since my mom died every now and then I get the feeling that she's like right here you know?."Puts  her hand around her right shoulder".

   Chandler sitting on Phoebe's right moves away nervously.

Phoebe:Oh and Debbie my best friend from junior high got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils you know?...I miss her.

Rachel:Aw.Hey Pheebs want this?."Gives her a pencil".

Phoebe:Thanks!.

Rachel:Sure.I just sharpened her this morning.

Joey:Now, see I don't believe any of that.I think once you're dead,you're dead!.You're gone!.You're worm food!...So Chandler looks gay huh?.

Phoebe:You know I dunno who this is but it's not Debbie."Hands back the pencil".

   Monica and I are talking to her father.My adopted dad.

Jack:I was just thinking.When my time comes-

Monica:Dad!.

Jack:Listen to me!.When my time comes I wanna be buried at sea.

Monica:You what?.

Jack:I wanna be buried at sea it looks like fun.

Monica:Define fun.

Jack:C'mon you'll make a day of it!.You'll rent a boat,Pack a lunch...

Monica:And then we throw your body in the water...Gee that does sound fun.

Jack:Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says Jack Geller,So predictable. Maybe after I'm gone they'll say Buried at sea!,Huh!.

Monica:That's probably what they'll say.

Jack:I'd like that.

Tabitha:Then its what you'll get Jack.

-November 11th 1994-

   The next day Me,Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral.

Ross:"Enters".How we doing?.You guys ready?.

Monica:Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up.Did you know my ears are not my best feature?.

Ross:Some days it's all I can think about.

Tabitha:I think your ears are great Monica...Judy doesn't know features even if it hit her.

   Monica and Ross chuckle at me and I smile knowing I cheered them up.

Phoebe:"Enters".Hi sorry I'm late I couldn't find my bearings.

Rachel:Oh y-you mean your earrings?.

Phoebe:What'd I say?.

Rachel:"Sticks her foot out".Hmm.

Tabitha:Are these the shoes?.

Rachel:Yes.Paolo sent them from Italy.

Ross:What we uh we don't have shoes here or?-

Joey:"Enters with Chandler".Morning.We ready to go?.

Chandler:Well don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that isn't it?.

   I laugh as we all leave....We are at the cemetery after the funeral.

Monica:It was a really beautiful service.

Judy:It really was.Oh come here sweetheart."Hugs her".You know I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.

   I internally curse at Judy for making fun of Monica.

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