Publisher: Love come in all kinds of bizarre shapes. What's the shape in yours?
Author: My main character has 60,000 love interests. What kind of shape is it?
Publisher scratched his head. "Assistant, please bring my sixth grade geometry book!"
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Casey strolled down the aisle of hot men, looking for a potential love interest for her protagonist.
"You, you're perfect! No, you, you, you, you....... wait, I'm going to buy all 7 million of you."
Blake scrunched his eyebrows. "I have no problems making out with your protagonist, but what is she catches STDs or HIV-AIDS?"
"Honey, those don't exist on Wattpad."
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Willow scrolled through pictures of her two simultaneous boyfriends, Blake and Raymond. "Okay, so I made out with Blake 50000000 times, we had sex 1M times, and he beats me up regularly and killed everyone I loved. And then, there's Raymond, who saved me from being trampled by a cow, killed a guy to tried to grope me and gave me cupcakes because I walked on a sidewalk."
Who to choose? That is the question.
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A Plethora of Wattpad Clichés
HumorA detailed description of literally every single cliché that rules Wattpadville: the home of One Direction wank fantasies and Twilight duplicates. No disrespect is intended to any book or genre, this book is made purely for entertainment purposes...
