Aka, the Marius and Cosette phenomenon
Kyra shook hands with the newly acquainted bartender. "What's your name?"
"My name is Dug, and I just fell in love with you!"
She blinked. "Wait, it's been like three seconds...."
"Yeah, I know, let's get married!"
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Brent couldn't restrain the gas in his stomach as it came out in a loud spurt. Toxic fumes filled the air.
Penelope jumped up, lovestruck, pointing at him," he's the one! He has to be!"
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Cara stopped in front of the window of the McDonald's Driveway, as the worker gave her the Happy Meal. She took one look at his perfectly symmetrical, green eyed, brown haired self and said," I know not who you are, or where you came from, but can we sex?"
The driveway worker stared at her. "Uh, no?"
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A Plethora of Wattpad Clichés
HumorA detailed description of literally every single cliché that rules Wattpadville: the home of One Direction wank fantasies and Twilight duplicates. No disrespect is intended to any book or genre, this book is made purely for entertainment purposes...
