A Plethora of Wattpad Clichés 
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Complete, First published Sep 12, 2020
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A detailed description of literally every single cliché that rules Wattpadville: the home of One Direction wank fantasies and Twilight duplicates. No disrespect is intended to any book or genre, this book is made purely for entertainment purposes. All characters appearing in this work of random fiction are fictionous. Any resemblance to any character or setting is purely coincidental.
Or just cliché.
Clichés have been roasted in the making of this thingy.
𝘐𝘍 𝘈𝘕𝘠 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘍𝘐𝘕𝘋 𝘈𝘕𝘠 𝘖𝘍 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘚𝘌 𝘑𝘖𝘒𝘌𝘚 𝘖𝘍𝘍𝘌𝘕𝘚𝘐𝘝𝘌, 𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘌 𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘓 𝘔𝘌 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘐 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘓 𝘙𝘌𝘔𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘔.
It is not my intention to make this book disrespectful to anyone, and I might get a few things wrong, so I'll appreciate if you point those out for me.
The pictures, videos and other media do not belong to me so pls don't sue.All Rights Reserved
- Why do the Main Characters have a Traumatic Past?
- Why are Main Characters so Talented?
- Bad Boy Good Girl
- Where Are Your Parents?
- Criteria for Eligible Parents in a Wattpad Story
- Why Do the Worst Students get Admission to Ivy Leagues
- Why do the Worst Books get the Most Reads?
- Why is The Story Transparent on The Title?
- Why is The Love Story Forbidden?
- Love at First Sight- It Happens, ON WATTPAD
- How are The Main Characters So Immune To Accidents
- Why are Romantic Encounters so Cringey and Cinematic?
- If Anything Bad Happens, It's The Main Character's Fault
- Love Triangles, Squares, Pentagons, Hexagons, etc
- News Flash: Your Main Character is not Average
- Why Are the Main Characters on Quests to Get Treasure
- Why are the Mean Girls SLUTS?
- Good Girl, Bad Boy, Good Guy
- Why Does the Main Character run into Popular Bands so Frequently
- Why Are The Diverse Characters Heavily Stereotyped?
- The Secret Ring/Jewel/Book/Dog Plop
- Are They Even Humans?
- Why are the Main Character's Dreams so Important?
- Only One Coffee Shop Exists on The Planet
- How are Main Characters so Idiotic?
- Why are Vampires Caucasian and Sparkly?
- Why is Your Lab Partner always the Bully who always turns out to be the Crush?
- THE NAMES
- There is only ONE DIRECTION all these plots go
- Kidnapping
- Mom, can I please have beer? Oh, and tequila too!
- Why is Diversity is Misrepresented?
- What a Nicely Written Chapter- Wait, it's a Song!
- When Your Writing Beats that of Shakespeare
- What's with the nicknames?
- You have Nothing Better to Steal?
- Pictures get Destroyed Too
- Popping the PEE
- How are These Women Ugly?
- The Boys can Burn Your House Down With Their HAWTNESS
- Why do Wattpad Covers Typically Look Like This?
- Why are Long Names are Shortened?
- Why are the Time Intervals so Short?
- Who is the Main Character?
- Where are All the Billionaires? In Wattpad
- Twilight was Rewritten at Least 50 Times in Gray on Wattpad
- I Murdered your Mom. Will You Forgive Me?
- ORBS
- What's for Dinner? Lips
- Why are Most Romantic Encounters so CRINGE?
- Why don't Certain Books have the Mature Content Warnings?
- When Did You Get Married? At 17
- She Proposed to Me When I Was Drunk
- How are the Heroes so Readily Available?
- Why is the Possessive Spouse Even a Thing?
- Why do The Leads Stare So Much?
- Why is Kissing So Dangerous?
- How do the Main Characters Roast So Well?
- Please Vote
- We Don't Need to Read The Story, We Saw the Blurb
- Mine!
- The Meaning, The Symbolism, The Depth
- I'm not like other girls
- Why is Blonde Synonymous to Dumb?
- Random Smut POVs
- Face Reveal
- Updates After 2736383734 Years
- Author's Note
- The Precocious Kid who Ships the Main Characters
- Love At First Sight
- Francisco Lachowski
- Creepy Messages
- The Muslim Takes Off Her Hijab
- Everything Happens During High School/ College?
- CAPITAL LETTERS
- How Does Everyone Get Straight A's?
- All About Me
- My Parents Are Fashion Designers
- Your Job Applications Are Due
- Messy Buns
- Hackers
- GLASSES
- Your Regular Dose of Why-Does-This-Exist? Serial Killer Edition
- Badboy Smirk and Husk
- Morning Kisses
- Facts About Guys/ Girls
- Your Regular Dose of Why Does This Exist? Donald Trump Edition.
- The Flirt of a Waitress/ Waiter/ Bartender
- And Everything went Black
- Anyone Have Any Ideas
- Last One Standing
- Orphan is Actually Wizard
- Horror Stories = Curious Protagonist
- Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
- When We Already Have Time Machines
- When Your Eyes Have All the Colors of the LGBTQIA+ flags
- Why Are Zombies Caused by a Virus?
- How Does Everything Come So Easily To The Protagonist
- The Surprise Date
- The Breakfast The Love Interest Makes After Sleeping With The Protagonist
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