"Today morning our reporters have investigated a crime scene where a man's brain was eaten, we do not know who did it or why, but we strongly suspect zombies," the television said.
"Told you COVID-19 wasn't over," Jake said.
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"Last week, Elma got a fever," Elma's mother cried. "And now all she wants to eat are brains."
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HumorA detailed description of literally every single cliché that rules Wattpadville: the home of One Direction wank fantasies and Twilight duplicates. No disrespect is intended to any book or genre, this book is made purely for entertainment purposes...
