Varian: You're the yee to my haw
Quirin: Please stop
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Rapunzel: You know, Cass, you could at least try to be nicer to Eugene
Cass: ...or I could not
Rapunzel: Well, yeah, but-
Eugene: Hey, has Sunshine? I just found out the chocolate I ate was yours...?
Rapunzel:
Cass:
Rapunzel: You got an extra sword on you?
Cass: Here, I'll help you corner him
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Someone: *Roasts Cass*
Cass: *roasts them back and literally doesn't care*
Someone: *Roasts Rapunzel*
Cass:
Cass: Wow fun fact you have a death wish
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Eugene: What happened to your parents?
Cass: ...
Cass: Sorry you have to be at level four friendship to ask about my past
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New Dream Child: Aunt Cass? Why do you carry a sword everywhere?
Cass: oh this? It's for fighting bad guys
New Dream Child: *gasps in wonderment* I WANNA FIGHT BAD GUYS TOO
Cass:
Cass: WELL BUCKLE UP KIDDO CAUSE I GOT SOME THINGS TO TEACH YA-
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Pascal: *chameleon noises*
Rapunzel: Hey, good idea!
Max: *horse noises*
Rapunzel: Max, how smart you are!
Owl: *bird noises*
Rapunzel: ...you DO have a point there
Everyone else: how please explain
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Frederick: My daughter has been returned to me after being kidnapped and trapped in a tower for eighteen years!
Also Fred: *locks Rapunzel in a tower*
Parenting 101
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Cass: I will break your kneecaps, Fitzherbert
Eugene: please don't they just barely healed from when I borrowed your halberd
Cass: You wHAT-
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Zhan Tiri: Cassandra, Rapunzel took everything from y-
Cass: not my PS4 she didn't
Zhan Tiri: bruh we're literally in the middle of a war-
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