Eda: After one hour of trying to get the kid to sleep!
Luz *sliding down the stairs*
Eda: LUZ NO!
Amity: hey I'm lesbian
Luz: I thought you where a witch?
Amity: ??????
Luz and King: *playing mega Janga*
King: *pulls out a birch as the tower leans towards him*
Luz: king, RUN RUN RUN
King: *blocks fall on him*
Luz: *showing Eda and King the Solar system* and that's Uranus!
Eda: ooooo
King: Luz, where's my anus
Luz: *dying of laughter*
Luz: *recording king*
King: *sleeping on the arm of the couch*
King: *starts falling off* Whee?
King: *falls*
Baby Lilith: *punching a punching dummy*
Baby Eda: *pushed it into Lilith*
Emira: *walks into the living room and sets off a loud spell*
Edric: *falls off couch* THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Emira: *laughing as she walks away!*
Luz: what do you have?!
King: A KNIFE
Luz: NO!
Eda: what do you have?
Hooty: A KNIFE HOOT HOOT
Eda: NO
Luz and Amity in the human realm looking at piñatas on the ceiling.
Luz: I want the pink donkey!
Amity: *jumps up and grabs it* got it
Amity: *gets hit in the head by the ceiling light*
Gus: BAH
Willow: *almost dropping plate* ahhhhh, stop, I could have dropped my croissant!
Emira: how much was that taco?
Edric: ya know dis boi got his free taco- *falls dropping taco*
Willow: *grows extremely big plant from a tiny seed*
Gus: woooooah
Luz: that was legitness!
Willow: yeah it was!
*Luz and Amity hanging out in a hot tub*
Willow: two bro's, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause their not gay.
Amity*talking to Bosha* and if you ever put your hands on Luz I'll rip your face off!"
Willow: what did she do?
Amity: CAUSE SHE FRICKING PUSHED HER THATS WHY!
Bosha and Amity fighting
Luz: can I get a waffle, can I please get a waffle."
Amity: *holding a knife* you ready to die?!
Hooty: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!"
Amity: *being held back as she tried to stab him."
*Hooty fighting the emperor's Coven*
Hooty: this witch empty!
Hooty: YEET
Eda: hey how much money do you have?
Luz: like, 69 sense
Eda: oh, you know what that means!
Luz: *tearing up* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
Edric: what if I want to have sex before I get married
Mrs. Blight: well, I guess you'll just have to be prepared to die
Gus: *falls though the ceiling onto the ground*
Willow: hey Gus
Gus: Hey Willow
Willow: there's a mushroom on your shirt
Amity: awhh, I'm a failure
Willow: Luz go put those corn dogs back!
Luz: *lays on the ground and scoots off using feet* you can't make me do anything!
Gus: sure! You may be verified on penstagram, but are you verified in the eyes of the titan?
Amity: *screams into a jar and quickly puts the lid on*
Amity: everything's fine
King: ya bro, can I get a sip of that water
Eda: it's not water
King: Vodka, I like you styl-
Eda: it's vinegar
King: wha-
Eda: it's vinegar, pussy-!
Luz: *on ladder* I'm scared Eda
Eda: do you trust me kid
Luz: yes
Eda: come on kid
Luz: *falls back landing on the ground*
Eda: *walking away* rule #1 never trust anyone!
Willow: and just remember, no one will ever be able to hate you more, than you already hate yourself.
Luz: Saba give you all of your daily nutrients like 0 grams of trans fats and, Oh My God cholesterol!
Luz: *recording*
Amity: *beating Hooty with a stick*
Amity: hate this damn. ass. bitch Hooty
Amity and Bosha at the manor
Amity: okay, let's tell each other secrets about ourselves! I'll go first!
Amity: I, hate you!
Teacher: Augustus has 19 bottles of dish soap-
Amity: why does Gus have so many soaps
Gus: *poring it into hands* MIND YO BUSINESS AMITY!
Lilith: and remember, you can be anything
Luz: I want to be a witch!
Lilith: let's try smaller things.
Luz: BOI YOU SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANT!
Amity: "dear diary, today I couldn't find my diary so I'm writing this on both of my Azura 2 dvds-"
Eda: okay guys say the kneee
Luz: IM A GIRAFFE!
Gus: *poring a box of life cereal*
*lemons come out*
Gus: well when life gives you lemons!
Eda: *banging pans together*
Eda: I don't get no sleep cause of y'all, Y'all ain't get no sleep cause of me!
Luz: BOO
Amity: AHHH
Amity: fuck you!
Willow: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD
Luz: ah, what's going on-
Amity: *sitting up beside her* the heck man?
Willow: WHOHOHO
*Luz and Amity holding hands*
Bosha: oh look at us we're in love and happy and not dead inside. Get fucked!
Gus: happy Chrimas!
Gus: it's Christmas!
Gus: happy crisis
Gus: Marry Chrysler!
Amity *to Luz* Bosha is so annoying
Bosha: *outside window* I heard you where talking crap about me?
Amity: what the FUCK
Bosha: I don't need friends they disappoint me!
Gus: hurricane Katrina, more like hurricane tortilla!
Luz: DONT fuck with me, I have have the power of the titan and anime on my side-
Bosha: Wait What-
Luz: *running at her with a staff* AHHHHHH
I just felt like doing this, hope you enjoyed!
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FanfictionI was originally not going to publish this until SOMEONE (you know who you are) pummeled me with complements until I did
