(Later, after battle)
Solus: This edict.
(The Demon Lord Barrod arrives)
Barrod: Who dares fucking enter my place without permission! *without clothes, fully exposed*
Naida Riverwood: AAAAAH A NUDE MAN!
Clarinelle: So impure!
Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! A NAKED GUY!!!
Barrod: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY DICK!?
Perfuma: Aaahhh! *casts plant spell on Barrod and his body.
Barrod: What are you doing to me!?
Frosta: I can't look! Let's get out of here.
Janai: Girls! You need to come with me! This place is not safe for minors!
Po Panda: Let's get out of here!
Solus: You mean, not safe for work? #NSFW?
Scorpia: Come on! Let's leave! Once the conversation with grown-ups us over, they will come for us! *blushes*
Fat Fairy: ONLY ADULT-ORIENTED CHARACTERS ARE WELCOME! SORRY TEEN-RATED AND KID-FRIENDLY CHARACTERS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! NENE SENT ME OUT! NO MORE SEXY STUFF FOR YOU, YOUNGSTERS!
Peter of Azria: Shield your eyes!
Sophie and Emily Jones: Run!
Scorpia: I am trying!
Satyre: *blushes*
Azura: Can't look, let's hide.
Mort: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(The teen-rated and kid-friendly characters are asked to leave for now)
Solus: Adam-like being? Can't you please put your clothes on?
Barrod: Just fucking tell me! look! These teen-rated and kid-friendly characters are not going to see me naked! This is FUCKING EMBARASSING! What will I do!?
Solus: You need to wear your clothes or what?
Barrod: FUCK NO!
Peter of Azria: Come on already. You will be my bodyguard once your clothes are put on.
(inside Solus' mind)
Solus' Anger: Hmm... Adam and Eve complex. Curse words too much?
Solus' Loathing: So shamefully embarassing!
(out)
Barrod: YOU WILL NEVER BE MY FUCKING BODYGUARD FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PETER!
Peter of Azria: Solus, you got a plan?
Solus: Okay. We need intimidation.
Nazar: Serious talk.
(Serious intimidation)
Solus: You walked naked in the village and castle and people looked at you, so shameful! *takes drugs and alcohol from potions provided by Nene, gets drunk*
Barrod: YOU ARE MAKING ME FUCKING CRAZY! I WILL RAPE OR KILL YOU ALL!
Fat Fairy: SHUT THE FUCK YOU YOU DICK WAD! GOODBYE MOTHERFUCKER!
Leviathan: Who dares wake me up!?
Solus: See, this Leviathan came frome Lukkatt and he's now in Cyranea. Now what?
Peter of Azria: Come on.
Nazar: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Solus: What? To this stupid subconsciousness, to remove all of our clothes? Take gambit or give karma. Abduct us or so.
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