𝙄𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚||:𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝘼𝙐

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I hate my life. I can't believe I sat here and read a whole fanfic about this nerdy girl falling in love with this popular boy on a Friday night wishing that was me while all my friends are out having the time of their life.

But me being me couldn't go because Richie gave me food poisoning! I hate him! How could he give me food poisoning!!!!

Me and the losers could of been hanging out at the party together. I could of seen Bills decent looking face, but fucking Richie had to feed me his ass nasty cookies he made for Eddie because he wanted me to try it first to see if it was good.

"Stan come get your soup", my Dad yells from down stairs. "Coming", I yell. I urgently run down stairs to get my soup. "Shit shit shit! It's hot", I shake my hand in pain. "Be careful! I don't want you burning your hands off", he rolls his eyes.

"Sorry I'll be careful next time."
I carry my soup to the dinning table. Once I settle myself down in my chair I start eating my soup. All of a sudden my phone starts ringing like crazy.

I look over at who's calling me and it's the one and only trashmouth! That's why I'm disclining his ass.

For the past several minutes I've been disclinining Richie, but he keeps calling. At this point if I hear my phone go off one more time I might just break the fucking table.

Bold Stan italic Richie

Hey Stanny....

You've been disclining me for like a few minutes...what's going on?

The reason I've been disclining you is because I don't want to fucking talk to you!

Ouch! Your still mad about the whole food poisoning thing?

YES!

That was so last year...

Last year!?! This was three days ago!!!

Basically last year.

But since your so mad about some shit that happened last year-

Three days ago

Ya ya whatever

I'll buy you some pancakes when you come back to school on Monday. How bout that?

With extra butter on top?

Yes anything for you my love

Fin-

Wait I have to go someone is trying to break into the fucking bathroom. This shit is occupied!!! Back the fuck up!!!

Back up!!!

BACK UP!!!!!

BACK U-

𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙

What the fuck?!? Hopefully Richies okay...

Just kidding!

𝙃𝙚𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙

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𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙣 "𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙢𝙨" 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚.....

𝘽𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙤𝙛 "𝙄𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚" 𝙗𝙮 𝙆𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚𝙮 𝙇𝙪 (10𝙘𝙘)