Hinata
"I thought he said his name was coochie"
"What"
"Coochie"
Kageyama
"So i was sitting there.."
"Five feet apart cuz I'm not gay"
"What do you mean you are literally out of the cabinet"
"...."
Tsukishima
"Omg f u!"
"F u too."
"Wait I kinda love you"
"I don't."
Sugawara
"What was the homework?"
"Oh math."
"Thanks mom!"
"Mom! Do I look like.. :0"
"AY LITTLE MAMA LET ME WHISPER IN YA EAR"
Daichi
"Did yall do the project?"
"No sorry"
"Do you think I'm going to do your work?!"
"Go off sis, go off, your boyfriend broke up with you right? Its alright! Go off!".
"Damn you, this is a groupchat."
"She a baddie."
Asahi
"Have you ever thought about cross dressing?"
"What? Why would I want to be on a cross like Jesus?"
"What"
"I don't wanna dieeee!"
"No, cross dressing... is you dressing with gorl clothes."
"Gorl"
Yamaguchi
"You know what, I am gonna leave"
"Girl where you going?"
"Where I live"
"Wheres that?"
"The garbage can!"
"U good?"
Tanaka
"You ever think how lucky food is?"
"What"
"They get to go in popular people's mouth"
"Damn it I wanna become food now."
"Right?!"
Nishinoya
"Psst wanna make a tiktok?"
"Okay"
"Why are whispering"
"I DONT know"
"This is the part where you twerk or something!"
"Why you look like a cricket?"
" sorry what?"
I'm new at headcannons -_- anywho! Hope you enjoyed! As always! Bye lovelies!
Kishiko out
KanjixMezurashi pls don't hit me with your chancla for uploading a lot
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