Hermione: Hey dimwits, you aren't going to get anywhere with this!🙄
Hermione: Voldemort and Harry, I'm talking to you!😑
Voldemort: *gasps*
Voldemort: I have been called a lot of things, but never A DIMWIT!
Voldemort: Coming from a filthy mudblood too
Ginny: Ooooooo, get ready for fireworks😁
Hermione: INCENDIO!
Fred: BABY YOU'RE A FIREEEWORRRKK
George: COME ON, LET YOUR COOOOLOURS BURRRST
Fred: I still regret not singing this when we set those fireworks off in the Great Hall😑
George: But never mind...
Fred: It was still...
George: EPIC!
Hermione: SHUT UP IDIOTS, I HAVE A NOSELESS DIMWIT TO CAUSE PAIN TO😠
Ginny: Oooooo, the popcorn's coming out🍿
Harry: An evil wizard is trying to kill your boyfriend, and you are acting like you're at the cinema Gin!😒
Ginny: Ssssshhh, the show's starting
Voldemort: I'm not scared of some puny little girl!
Ginny: You probably should be🤨
Draco: She made my hair disappear!
Draco: THAT'S BASICALLY A CRIME!
Harry: Your existence is a crime😂
Draco: My Father will hear about this😒
Ginny: That was pathetic! I feel let-down
Harry: I bet your brain feels as good as new Malfoy, seeing as you never use it!
Draco: At least I HAVE a brain!
Draco: Obviously you haven't been blessed with one, Potter😏
Voldemort: Does NO ONE care that I have come to kill the boy?
Ginny: Could you shut up for one second, I'm enjoying this😝
Harry: UMM HELLO? EVIL DARK WIZARD AFTER ME? IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME?!
Ginny: Harry, your priorities are all wrong🤦♀️
Dobby: What's going on?
Voldemort: THE BOY WHO LIVED, COME TO DIE💀
Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Dobby: Harry Potter...
Dobby: *faints*
Hermione: Great, he fainted again! Can you all please be more considerate please?😑
Voldemort: This isn't really working, I shall have to work on another way to kill the boy.😒
Voldemort: Severus, you may now remove me from this messaging invention.
Voldemort: I will come for you Harry Potter...
Snape has removed Voldemort from the chat
Harry: I'M GOING TO BLOODY KILL YOU, YOU GREASY-HAIRED GIT!😠
Snape: 50 points from Gryffindor
Hermione: Headmaster, that's not fair!
Dumbledore: ...
Hermione: Fine! Dumble Dawg, that's not fair!😑
Dumbledore: Much better, Miss Granger!
Dumbledore: 50 points to Gryffindor!
Snape: Albus!😳
Dumbledore: Wassup Sevy Sev?
Harry: Ok, so obviously no one cares that I almost DIED😑
McGonagall: I'm with Mr Potter on this one! Albus, you need to start taking your job more seriously!
Dumbledore: Oh, lighten up Nerva! It's all dope in the cool gang😎
McGonagall: Albus, I have told you countless times to NOT CALL ME NERVA!
Dumbledore: But I discussed it with you yesterday!
McGonagall: When?
Dumbledore: You came into my office after breakfast?
McGonagall: No, I was teaching 🤨
Dumbledore: You're a tabby cat with black paws, right?
McGonagall: No, my paws aren't black...
Dumbledore: YOU MEAN I WAS TALKING TO AN ACTUAL CAT?!
Draco: BAHAHAHAHA
Draco: The old bat, talking to a cat!😂😂
Harry: Hello, back to the fact that I ALMOST DIED!
Harry: AGAIN!
Ginny: Oh, stop whining babe, we all know that you'll just add it to your Instagram story!
Dumbledore: Besides, as I was discussing yesterday with Nerva...
McGonagall: Still wasn't me, Albus😑
Dumbledore: So you don't have grey paws either?
McGonagall: 🤦♀️
Fred:😂😂
Dumbledore: Anyway, as I was saying...
Dumbledore: We have a secret weapon that Voldemort doesn't😏
Hermione: Friendship?
Ron: Chicken?
Dumbledore: No, NOSES!😁
Hermione: Oh dear🤦♀️
A/N: Hi everyone! Part 2 is up! I know there wasn't a huge amount of Voldemort in it, but I just went with the flow!
Honest opinions please: What did you think of this chapter?
I saw the "Dumbledore talking to an actual cat" on Instagram and I found it too funny to not include!
Shout out goes to:
beanszrants for the support on this story!
Thank you all for reading, I hope you are still enjoying this!
I'm planning on adding a new character in the next chapter... can any of you guess who?
Lots of love
Safi31
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