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BURN!🔥

Fred: Hello everyone!

George: Draco, have you recovered from yesterday?😏

Draco: 😶

Draco: I'm now 99% certain that there is no Wi-Fi... I've still had no fan messages!

Harry: But-

Hermione: Don't even bother, I spent the whole morning talking him through the logic of it and he STILL won't listen!

Ginny: That's because his IQ is lower than his shoe size!😂

Ginny: I would like to introduce myself as Professor Weasley, who will be teaching you how to BURN!😂

Harry: That's my girl!

Draco: Oh Weaslette, every time I've seen your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down!

Ginny: Do you want to know how I get my insults? I use something called intelligence, which you don't seem to have, Malfoy!

Ron: Yeah, even I've seen that one on Google, Ferret! Amongst chicken pictures, of course!😊

Draco: Wesel, where did you buy your stupidity? Or it was given for free and you took an overdose?😂😂

Harry: Ok, that was a pretty good one...

Ginny:😠

Harry: *shutting up*

Dobby: Dobby is feeling very stressed now... Dobby doesn't like it when Harry Potter and his friends fight😳

Hermione: Sorry Dobby, we'll change the subject now!

Hermione: So, twins, what did you do with the snake?

Draco: That you so cruelly assaulted me with, may I add😑

Harry: No, Malfoy, you may not!

Draco: Was I talking to you?

Harry: I assume you were talking to yourself... after all, no ne else listens to you!😑😂

Draco: *yawns*

Harry: *yawns louder*

Draco: *yawns loudest*

Harry: *yawns even louder than the Ferret*

Hermione: Stop it! Do you WANT Dobby to faint again?!😑

Draco: Well, I wouldn't mind...😏

Hermione: 😠

Hermione: Twins, you didn't answer my question earlier: What did you do with the snake?

Draco: That you shoved down my trousers, may I add😑

Harry: No Malfoy, you may not!

Hermione: Are you two SERIOUS right now?!

Hermione: We've just been through this!

Harry: Sorry Mione...

Draco: Ugh fine, sorry...

Hermione: Great! Now that that's settled, Fred and George, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE SNAKE?😠

Hermione: AND DRACO, DON'T YOU DARE COMMENT!😠

Draco:😶

Fred: Well, you see...

George: We kind of...

Fred: Maybe...

George: Lost it...

Hermione: WHAT?!😠😠

Draco: *faints*

Ginny: *rolls eyes because Draco PRETENDS to faint*

Hermione: TWINS, ARE YOU ACTUALLY TELLING ME THAT THERE IS A SNAKE ON THE LOOSE IN HOGWARTS?!😡😡

Hermione: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Fred: That snakes won't run off...

George: You idiot, it slithered, not ran

Hermione: Oh, good grief!

Harry: Crikey!

Hermione: Do you even know what crikey means?😑

Harry: Ummm

Hermione: It is a British expression conveying surprise!

Draco: As in we're surprised that you think we want to know that?!😂

Ginny: There's a wild snake on the loose and THAT'S your biggest concern right now?

Hermione: *sighs*

Hermione: I'll go and tell Professor Dumbledore...😑

Ginny: I'll go and look for the snake...

Draco: I'll hide in the cupboard! 

Hermione: Of course you will...😑

A/N: Hi everyone! Thanks for reading! There were more insults in this chapter, I hope you enjoyed it! 

Ok... the question for this chapter is... Who will find the snake? The first person to get it right gets the next chapter dedicated to them!

Shout outs go to:

CeleanaSardothienone for supporting this story and for the amazing insult 'I would like to introduce myself as Professor Weasley, who will be teaching you how to BURN!' 

Angeles_Inchau_006 for the support on this story

Holly-Greengrass for the support on this story

Madison-B-Granger for the support on this story

Lots of love

Safi31