Harry Potter Group Chat

It's on😏

Fred: So everyone...

George: Are you all ready?

Ron: For what?

Fred: For the dissing contest of course!😊

Ron: Oh right... I have an idea!

Ron: How about we put the couples on opposite teams?

Fred: Blimey, George, is that...

George: Yes, it is a good idea!

Fred: Who would have thought?!

Ron: Shut up you two😑

Ginny: So, me and Harry can't be on the same team?😥

Fred: Nope!

George: Should we make the teams, Fred?

Fred: Yes, George, we shall!

Hermione: You guys aren't playing?

Fred: Nope, we'll be the judges...

George: After all, someone's got to do it...

Fred: First team is...

George: Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Luna!

Needless to say, the next team is...

George: Draco, Ginny, Neville and Dobby!

Fred: Let the games commence....

George: AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOUR

Harry: So who starts?

Draco: Losers start...

Ron: So that's you then!😏

Ginny: Bro, you just started...

Ron: 😑

Draco:🙄

Hermione: Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there

Draco: Stop trying to be a smart-ass, you're just an ass!

Hermione: Why don't you shock me, and say something intelligent for once😁

Draco: That's mean!

Hermione: You don't like me sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid!

Draco: You're not as bad as people say, you're actually much worse!

Ginny: Nice one, Draco!

Ginny: I can't believe I just said that!😑

Harry: Because you sound like an idiot, praising Draco!

Ginny: Of course I speak idiot, how else could you understand me?

Dobby: That's mean, Harry Potter's friend.

Hermione: That's the point of a dissing contest, Dobby...

Ginny: Oh I'm just your friend Harry?

Harry: No! You're my girlfriend!

Ginny: So you just FORGOT to tell Dobby?😑

Harry: Yes! I'm a forgetful person!

Ginny: 😠

Ginny: Well, you must have forgotten to put on your make-up this morning, because you look uglier than usual!

Luna: I think I'll go and have some cake now...

Neville: I'll come! Bye everyone!

Fred: And then, there was 6...

George: Continue...

Harry: Yeah, well you're so ugly, that even Bob couldn't fix you!

Ginny: Bob?

Hermione: Bob the builder, he's a muggle cartoon...

Harry: How could you not know that?

Draco: Hello, wizards here?

Draco: No filthy Mudbloods!

Ginny: Draco, too far...😲

Draco: Sorry darling, I didn't mean it!

Hermione: I AM NOT YOUR DARLING. WE ARE OVER.

Fred: And so is this contest, by the looks of it...

George: Good game, people, but no winner here...

Fred: Yes, it's gotten a bit heated now...

Hermione: This isn't over Draco...

Hermione: Well it is... we're over...😠

Ron: Yes! 😁

Hermione: does this amuse you, Ronald?

Harry: She called you Ronald again, you'd better run...

Ron: Already running

A/N: I hope you liked this chapter... I got some of the insults from the internet, as you can probably tell... and I tried to include more relationship drama... I might add in a new character next, maybe Dumbledore?

Lots of love

Safi31